Cygnia Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 That one was Detroit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 YES! I mean... that's sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Pantsless Man Dies In Car Crash While Masturbating To Porn Behind The Wheel What a freak. When I'm masturbating behind the wheel, I just make eye contact with passing drivers and pedestrians, like a normal person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 The continuing adventures of Florida Woman! Fla. woman attacks boyfriend with spaghetti http://www.wftv.com/news/news/crime-law/deputies-fla-woman-attacks-boyfriend-spaghetti/nqG23/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 At least it was cooked. Stabbing him with the raw stuff would be much more horrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Man Busted For Theft While Wearing T-Shirt With Painfully Perfect Slogan tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 The continuing adventures of Florida Woman! Fla. woman attacks boyfriend with spaghetti http://www.wftv.com/news/news/crime-law/deputies-fla-woman-attacks-boyfriend-spaghetti/nqG23/ A flogging with a wet noodle? This is news? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says I ought to, you know, actually read the story before commenting, but that's no fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 I didn't know whether to put this here, or the other news topic but the Winston-Salem Journal reported that an ex-prosecutor in a neighboring county trying to win a judgeship offered a bribe to her opponent's wife to ask him to quit the race. Darwinism in action CES Winston-Salem? NC? If so, having been there. I can believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Grossed-Out Homeless People Push Over Porta Potty With Masturbating Man Inside My mother would probably say "Good enough for him, the dirty old goat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Winston-Salem? NC? If so, having been there. I can believe it. This happened in Davidson County, in Lexington. CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Man Ejected from Somali Plane After Explosion was Suicide BomberFinally, a terrorist attack with a happy ending... Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Dude Gets Busted Trying To Sell Drugs In Court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Some guy in Florida threw an alligator through a Wendy's drive-through window Because Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Now in Louisiana, they'd have cooked the gator and put it on a bun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Pedophile posts pics of himself with his face swirled, cops unswirl his face and arrest his sorry ass Enhance! Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 British pot farmer avoids jail because judge says he sucks at growing pot Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Woman Driving 'Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine' Van Leads Police on High-Speed Chase in California tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Woman Driving 'Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine' Van Leads Police on High-Speed Chase in California "Jinkies!" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Concord man arrested for not returning VHS rental 14 years later A Concord man was arrested for failing to return a 2002 VHS rental movie, “Freddy Got Fingered.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Concord man arrested for not returning VHS rental 14 years later This sounds more like a "stupid legal system" story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Some states will arrest people for failing to return library books. It could be that videotapes are included in that law. Of course, the videotape was the store's property, so failing to return it technically counts as theft, even if it was accidental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 This one's about a week old, but it merits mention here anyway: Dumb Criminal Steals Neighbor's PS4, Busted When He Leaves It Connected To Neighbor's Wi-Fi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Concord man arrested for not returning VHS rental 14 years later Woody and Wilcox was talking about this this morning. The store doesn't even exist any more. CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 This sounds more like a "stupid legal system" story. Some states will arrest people for failing to return library books. It could be that videotapes are included in that law. Of course, the videotape was the store's property, so failing to return it technically counts as theft, even if it was accidental. Woody and Wilcox was talking about this this morning. The store doesn't even exist any more. CES According to the Linked article: The warrant is from 2002. He has been controlled since then and it never came up before. Only this time. The store no longer exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 Cops Beg Accused Drug Dealer’s Clients To Stop Texting While His Phone Is In Evidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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