L. Marcus Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 But then the inhabitants will just move elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 I'm not sure that's a given. These are Floridians we're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Some of them came all the way from Cuba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Floridians have an inborn, subconscious desire to end up in Weekly World News. Well, yeah, it was a local paper. It was published first in Lantana, Florida, and then later moved to Boca Raton, Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 "Everyone drives Drunk" on New Years Eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 "Everyone drives Drunk" on New Years Eve That reminds me of the first job I held, at Mission Dolores. Every Sunday, church-goers would park in the space reserved for tour buses. Without the parking space, the tour buses would bypass us, and we'd lose money. So we had to call the police, who would ticket the cars. One lady took us to task, saying, "Everybody parks here on Sunday." My response was, "And everybody gets a ticket on Sunday." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Father Gets Jail Time For Dropping Son Off At Day Care With Lunchbox Full Of Cocaine And Knives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 ... Obviously he ran out of heroin and hand grenades. Roter Baron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 There's always that one parent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Was it in Florida? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Was it in Florida? Surprisingly enough, no. It happened in England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Ah. The Florida of Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Peanut butter? Uh oh, I think I grabbed the wrong lunchbox..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Blimey! Whatever did I give the wife?" Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 "Peanut butter? Uh oh, I think I grabbed the wrong lunchbox..." I would have paid money to see the look on the guy's face when he realized he had the wrong lunchbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 For once, this didn't take place in Florida. Mr. Incredible vs. Batgirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 My dream comes finaly true. Dumbass Supers slugging it out in the open streets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 In southern California? Needs more collateral damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 “Breaking Bad” Contest Winner Turns Out To Be Ringleader Of Synthetic Weed Operation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Man Charged With Passive-Aggressively Clogging Toilet With Potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Meth Head Couple’s Fight Over Laundry Turns Into Full-Blown Dog Poop Assault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 As is often with meth addicts, they both look like death warmed over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Theft, Theft, Baby: Vanilla Ice Arrested On Burglary Charges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Drunk Guy Arrested For Smashing Store Windows In Preparation For Zombie Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I am surprised we have not seen someone claiming they thought the victims of their killing spree were zombies as a defense... Oh wait, I'll bet I just missed it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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