Cygnia Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Man Blamed Drunk Driving Arrest on Beer-Battered Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I guess he tried that excuse just for the halibut Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 (the background music playing is the Tocatta and Fugu in d minor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Suspect In Santa Costume Robs Bank During SantaCon Festival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Little Old Lady Charged With Sending Neighbor Mouse Poison And Laxative-Laced Cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Not a dumb criminal, but... Watch BBC Reporter Quentin Sommerville Accidentally Get High On Heroin, Opium And Hash While Filming News Segment BoneDaddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Not a dumb criminal, but... Watch BBC Reporter Quentin Sommerville Accidentally Get High On Heroin, Opium And Hash While Filming News Segment Yeah. "Accidentally." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Hey, I got accidentally drunk last time I went to the pub. "Wasshnt my fawlt, offisser ... ze bier made me drink it. Cumming to sink off it: I was beveraped!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Two Strangers Unintentionally Rob Same Restaurant, Become Drinking Buddies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Florida... Woman Made 28 False Child Abuse Claims Because She Wanted To “Create Havoc” Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Florida? Well, color me shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 But wait! There's more! Florida Man Arrested For Getting Naked At CVS, Napping On Dog Beds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 Pizza Joint Robbery Foiled By A Square Of Toilet Paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 3, 2015 Report Share Posted January 3, 2015 This stunt could literally have been the first Darwin Award of 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 5, 2015 Report Share Posted January 5, 2015 Florida Couple Manages To Get “Trapped” In Unlocked Closet For Two Days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Firefighters rescue naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend's chimney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 ...This thread hurts my soul. bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Fortunately, I no longer have a soul. Cancer and Logan D. Hurricanes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Florida again...TAKE A DRINK! Florida Couple Caught Having Sex In A Car…That Doesn’t Belong To Them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Florida Reptile Store Owner Arrested For Beating Employee With Bearded Dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Is something wrong with Florida's drinking water? Is the sun too hot there? Or are you only allowed to live there if you have a licenses as a village idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Floridians have an inborn, subconscious desire to end up in Weekly World News. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Is something wrong with Florida's drinking water? Is the sun too hot there? Or are you only allowed to live there if you have a licenses as a village idiot? Yes. Yes. And yes. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Florida is the best thing about the melting polar ice caps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Florida is the best thing about the melting polar ice caps. I ... Can't argue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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