Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Wyoming Woman has a nice ring to it.She can Join Florida Man in defending dumb all over this great country. "Wyoming Woman" was the original title before Neil Diamond changed the song to "Kentucky Woman." True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 ...Now I have that stuck in my head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Ohio Man Hammers a Bullet into his Own Leg to Get Pain Meds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Seems legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Totally agree. He was too poor to get himself a gun. Poor, stupid and addicted - give the man a break! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Poor, stupid and addicted - give the man a break! Quit talking about me! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 This Was Just The Saddest Burger King Burglary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Thief steals car, runs out of gas, calls owner for money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted March 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Thief steals car, runs out of gas, calls owner for money That is simply amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Attempted Murder. Attempted Suicide. Successfull Sucide. All in one package: http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-16.html If it is not actually just an Urban Legend, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Attempted Murder. Attempted Suicide. Successfull Sucide. All in one package: http://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1998-16.html If it is not actually just an Urban Legend, that is. That was apparently really only a Urban Legend that was kept in for legacy reasons. But I found a whole list (currently at 46) of not so bright minor offendors: http://www.crimelibrary.com/photogallery/dumb-criminals.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Would-be firebomber steps on own bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 14, 2014 Report Share Posted March 14, 2014 Peeping tom reports couple having sex in their own house Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 Fake robbery prank goes wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 Peeping tom reports couple having sex in their own house This looks like a good place for this quote. Spoilered for language. Christopher and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Well, they DO say "Virginia is for Lovers"... Naked drunk woman shows up to jail for conjugal visit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Wow, they included her name, age, and photo. Hope she never has to apply for a job. Anywhere. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Man, they even gave her the chance to take a cab home instead of being arrested. Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Wow, they included her name, age, and photo. Hope she never has to apply for a job. Anywhere. Ever. Meh, she was drunk on International Drink day and showed up to be with her husband, almost romantic. Silly plan, and they did give her a chance to go home - and it totally depends on the job she was applying for. Maybe not childcare, but if she's a decent Accountant that's not a deal breaker. bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Thief leaves drivers license at dealership he robbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Police release composite of flashing serial urinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 Naked Florida man spotted in Walgreen’s restroom by girl, 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 ...I'm actually wondering why they just arrested the boyfriend. Unless he was masturbating for her enjoyment, a few of those charges applied to her as well. Unless her admission was a plea bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 Road-rage yields instant-karma response from universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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