BoloOfEarth Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 I thought it was turtles, all the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 5, 2014 Report Share Posted January 5, 2014 It is, when you get past the elephants. bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 You know you’re drunk when your blood-alcohol content stumps the machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 11, 2014 Report Share Posted January 11, 2014 Wanted: Maniacal banana lover(again, NOT FLORIDA!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted January 12, 2014 Report Share Posted January 12, 2014 Wanted: Maniacal banana lover (again, NOT FLORIDA!) That was literally the next town over from me. In fact, I was once involved in an auto accident in front of that gas station. Small planet, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 16, 2014 Report Share Posted January 16, 2014 Police: Pet parrot squealed on drunken driving suspect bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 16, 2014 Report Share Posted January 16, 2014 A Norwegian Blue, was it? lemming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 He was just pinin' for the fjords! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 apparently, Michael Palin can sing the Lumberjack song in German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 21, 2014 Report Share Posted January 21, 2014 Blogger stole poker chips with chopsticks tkdguy and Enforcer84 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 Police: Guy on a horse gets lost with someone’s kid, drunkenly rides around trying to return him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 22, 2014 Report Share Posted January 22, 2014 Alaskan faces prison for feeding cabbage to moose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Justin Bieber is in jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Justin Bieber is in jail Who does he think he is, Lindsey Lohan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Who does he think he is, Lindsey Lohan? More like Miley Cyrus, at least by the photo evidence: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20779061,00.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Gov. Christie security officer picked up for shoplifting gun accessories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 Justin Beiber Relevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 5, 2014 Report Share Posted February 5, 2014 Oddly enough, NOT about Ozzy Osbourne... Good advice from Texas prosecutor: ‘Don’t whiz on the Alamo’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 7, 2014 Report Share Posted February 7, 2014 Man reports frog stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 "In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth . . . abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua. You shall know Tsathoggua by his great girth and his batlike furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise not from his place, even in the ravening of hunger, but will wait in divine slothfulness for the sacrifice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 French jewel thief DNA betrayed by a kiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Another nude Florida guy attacks cops, this one with clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 I think this qualifies: Suicide Bomber Instructor suffers from Premature Detonation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Another nude Florida guy attacks cops, this one with clock ... Starts punching the dog in the head ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Another nude Florida guy attacks cops, this one with clock Seriously what is it with bath salts and gouging eyes/eating faces? Why do you humans have to be like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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