Zen Archer Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Doctor Strangle - Famous surgeon Stephen Strange injures his hands in an accident that leaves them shaped in such a way as to perfectly fit around throats. Wacky hijinx ensue, as our hero becomes the Throttler Supreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers The Fantastik Four Pelted with cosmic rays while they were cleaning the International Space station, the Fantastic Four is led by Mr. Fantastic. Mr. Fantastik, who has the ability to create copious amounts of multipurpose cleaner in a fine spray, and whose body has the powers of paper towels, enabling him to clean up after himself. The Inedible Girl, with the powers of being completely inedible (invulnerability plus a high-point damage shield triggered by being engulfed). She is also able to The Human Stove, able to cook things with his bare hands! (flame powers, different areas of interest). The ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thong. The less said, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyber624 Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers "The Inedible Girl, with the powers of being completely inedible (invulnerability plus a high-point damage shield triggered by being engulfed). She is also able to" Able to what? to WHAT?! I HAVE TO KNOW!!!! OMG I am going to have nightmares now!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Sorry. I must've gotten side-tracked and now I have no idea what else she can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Tony Salt was a wealthy and famous television chef who was kidnapped by terrorist so he could make cherry bombs. Using his doctorate in home economics he built a set a powered armor from his stove and now fights evil as The Iron Chef. His girlfriend is Pepper Shaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Speedoman runs so fast that only his indestructible shorts... The Flesh is...profoundly disgusting. Hack-Man and Hack-Woman fight crime...by intruding on its computer systems. Green Error. A berserk robot easily spotted in the darkness thanks to its flashing green light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickael Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Aquamad was a normal boy, until he received superpowers based on water (during a flood in the basement lab of the university). Sadly, in the process he has developped a phobia of water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers The Amazing Spidermonkey While touring the Museum of Mostly-Natural History and Petting Zoo on a high-school field trip, Parker Peters is bitten my a radioactive spider monkey, giving him incredible agility, proportional strength, and the ability to fling poo with amazing accuracy, although he is reluctant to use this latter power as there just isn't enough Purell in the world to make that seem like a good idea. Batt-Man Wayne Bruce was picked-on and beaten up regularly in school, which only ended when he was a junior in high school when he finally shot up from 5'3" to 6'3". It wasn't until he was a Senior that he realized that perhaps he was now in a position to do something about bullying. During College he studied Martial Arts, Philosophy, and human behavior so as to be better able to deal with bullies, hopefully by talking sense to them in a way that they understood. Suffering injury he first time he tried to intervene in a violent situation, Wayne realized he needed some form of armor. As Wayne isn't a multimillionaire (what we used to say when "billionaire" was only a theoretical concept), he obtained help from various sources in the low-powered supers community, and obtained a padded suit filled with a high-tech temperature-stabilizing fiber with superb energy-damping qualities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers The Sceptre is a maybe-living-maybe-not entity that doubles as the Scepter with the Cross, one of the British crown jewels. His powers are mystical, not well elucidated, and seem to be nearly infinite as long as he is within the limits of the old British Empire. At times he has to be physically present as the bejeweled sceptre in the hands of the Queen, but when merely on display in a case, he leaves a persistent illusion behind. Eternally keeping a stiff upper lip, those who see his humanoid form may judge him to be a perpetually grim sort, missing the quirky dry humor that shows through at the expense of Frenchmen, North Americans, people who are afraid of the dark, since (as he says) the sun never sets on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Ms. Marbles, a blonde bombshell who uses her marbles to trip up crime. Real name Maj. Atta Tude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers The Flush The less said...! Stuporman This mighty visitor from another world can bend steel with his bare hands, and change the course of mighty rivers, but needs help tying his shoelaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers The Incredible Hug The Hulk re-imagined as a character in a children's book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Tony Salt was a wealthy and famous television chef who was kidnapped by terrorist so he could make cherry bombs. Using his doctorate in home economics he built a set a powered armor from his stove and now fights evil as The Iron Chef. His girlfriend is Pepper Shaker. Iron Man, Iron Man. Does whatever an iron can. Presses shirts, squashes pants, Puts the crease in your pants. Look out, here comes the Iron Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Batt-Man Wayne Bruce was picked-on and beaten up regularly in school, which only ended when he was a junior in high school when he finally shot up from 5'3" to 6'3". It wasn't until he was a Senior that he realized that perhaps he was now in a position to do something about bullying. During College he studied Martial Arts, Philosophy, and human behavior so as to be better able to deal with bullies, hopefully by talking sense to them in a way that they understood. Some local morningtime DJs used to do skits about Buttman and his sidekick Swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esampson Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Supermane: Alien visitor from another planet who gains incredible hair under our planet's yellow sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laundry Knight Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Red Toronado-Android with the ability to turn himself into an Oldsmobile. The Flask-Fastest drinker on earth Stuperman-The Flask after one too many Black Canard-A common woman falsely assumed to be a super-hero who just likes wearing fishnet stocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyber624 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Supperman! Swanson TV Dinner's new spokesperson, able to heat frozen turkey in a single bound! Bonder Woman! very clingy, always sticking around, Occasionally mistaken for her niece, Bondage Babe.... Nightwong: Former sidekick of the chinese Batman, now fighting crime on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esampson Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers The Red Tomato: Android with power over vegetables (or are they fruits?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted September 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers The Red Tomato: Android with power over vegetables (or are they fruits?) Technically they're berries, OSIBT*. The Blue Beatles When a rock-n-roll band from liverpool is hit by cosmic rays during a concert, they gain superpowers! *Or So I've Been Told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers The Black Terrier - Bob Benton's yappy mutt gets a hold of his secret formula and becomes the newest dog soldier in the war on crime. The Green Llama - A promising and talented young pack animal is raised and trained in the mystic secrets of South America by monks. Miss Mosque - Secret ID, yes. Secret Muslim, no. Pie Roman - Guy with a history fetish fights evil with his deadly pastry skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahuna's bro Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers a playboy playmate with cryogenic powers bust-ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers I got yer Bustice right here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Cougar, an attractive older woman who fights crime with the help of her youthful sidekick Boy Toy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Sometimes the classics are the best. This looks like a job for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Re: And Now for Something Slightly Different: Mis-Spelled and Reimagined Supers Remarkable how much that looks like the current Supes outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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