Marcus Impudite Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 (Happy Thanksgiving to all WWYCD readers) Thanksgiving Day is starts out as it always does: the Thankgiving Day Parade, families making preparations for the day's feast, and more than a few people just about setting their kitchens or driveways on fire trying to deep fry their bird in a big vat of peanut oil... Then suddenly, there's a massive rumbling in downtown Campaign City. Gob-Lar, the giant, radioactive mutant turkey has been turned loose upon the city while his demented creator is somewhere cackling as he watches the carnage live on the news. WWYCD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 "Oh no, not again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahuna's bro Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 happy thanks giving everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 C'mon Marcus, mutated turkey? Given you usual M.O. I was expecting a demon turkey. Trying to change things up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 I'm just trying to envision all the jokes being make at Kodiak's (and Shadowstrike's) expense about finally finding a turkey big enough to satisfy their appetites... ;D (note: neither has a 'speedster metabolism' styled disad/complication, but both have reputations amongst their friends for 'hearty' appetites) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 Shouldn't that be Gobbler the Giant Turkey and Blackfeet waking him up with his super-stomps? I kid you not. Adventurer's Club really published this as an example of plot design. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 Doctor Sanguine is a mystic, "what is this, some fowl magic? " No doubt the team he is on would split into threes, Team One fighting the turkey directly, Team Two rescuing innocents, and Team three seeking out the crazed creator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 Finally! A turkey dinner big enough for Siberian Tiger to not have to share! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 Shouldn't that be Gobbler the Giant Turkey and Blackfeet waking him up with his super-stomps? I kid you not. Adventurer's Club really published this as an example of plot design. I remember that. "Gobble the giant turkey is on the interstate, with your DNPC tied to the beak!" Lucius Alexander What would a palindromedary do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 I am only going to post one hero's response. Olorin would fireball the turkey as many times as necessary. Then call the foodbanks for distribution of the feast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt the Bruins Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Re: Day Of The Turkey 2011 I can't decide if Kurzhaan the Conqueror would transform the thing back into a normal turkey to minimize carnage, or decide it would be more fun to fight the monster as is (having had more than one giant animal sicced on him by enemy wizards in his day). Super Model would check to make sure she didn't drink something that causes hallucinations before flying to the nearest water tower and testing that old wives' tale about turkeys drowning because they're too stupid to close their mouths when looking up into the rain. Earth Girl would absorb enough rock and dirt to grow to giant size herself, then fight Gob-Lar hand-to-beak. Since most of Young Scratch's powers involve various forms of hellfire, the city will likely smell of roast turkey for a long time after Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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