Ironhelix Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Suddenly for whatever reason you need a Klondike bar. What would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Suddenly for whatever reason you need a Klondike bar. What would you do? Take over the WORLD!!!!*Reverb* Cause really, isn't that the solution to everything? Either that, or pay a small sum of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? It's been done. Lucius Alexander Feed it to the palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php/47490-WWYCD-for-a-klondike-bar-(humorous-please)?highlight=klondike Lucius Alexander The puzzled palindromedary asks what happened to Can Opener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Well, War Wolf and Arsenal can't eat, and Vixen is incredibly vain about her weight, so they wouldn't do much of anything. Lightspeed would probably just shell out three bucks to buy one out of a convenience store freezer. Or buzz the capital of North Korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Well, War Wolf and Arsenal can't eat, and Vixen is incredibly vain about her weight, so they wouldn't do much of anything. Lightspeed would probably just shell out three bucks to buy one out of a convenience store freezer. Or buzz the capital of North Korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hfergus Posted June 28, 2011 Report Share Posted June 28, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? All except Olorin - go out and buy one. Although Black Tiger probably would not want one. Olorin - Magically summon one from a cold dimension - assuming he bought one previously and put it there. He does that with lemonade - at least partially to freak people out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MID-Nite Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Ronin-Not part of his usual diet. Ego-If he'd wanted one...he'd have someone go get it for him. Paragon-Doesn't need to eat, but he does like to have meals just for the sensations...so he'd probably go buy one if the mood hit him. Bastille-Absolutely. He loves them. Eats them six at a time. He'd never do anything illegal to get them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Of all my characters, Goliath would have the most problems... since he doesn't carry money, he'd ask a "adult" to buy him one. Then have a sugar rush as only a 7' tall, 300lb 3 year old who can pick up a battleship can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinanju Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Iron Maiden (all my characters, really) wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar. She (they) much prefer Dove Bars. Mmmm. Thick chocolate shell over chocolate ice cream. Way better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Iron Maiden (all my characters' date=' really) wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar. She (they) much prefer Dove Bars. Mmmm. Thick chocolate shell over chocolate ice cream. Way better.[/quote'] ...Around here, "Dove" is a soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pizza Man Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Red Dragon would do a handstand, or perform simple tricks for one. Black Falcon would hold a stone in her open palm and let you watch it crumble to sand before your very eyes! Shade would take you for a short flight. Psidestep would summon a gold coin from another dimension and ask, "What would you do for one of these?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Blackout would shut down the surveillance system at 7-11. Cosmic Ray would "persuade" a passer-by to loan him some pocket change. Sleepwalker would tap into the universal subconscious to locate someone who needs to give him a Klondike Bar right now. Redshift would go out and buy one, then get brain freeze from eating it too fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? "Hey Can Opener! What would you do for this Klondike Bar?" The little R2D2-like robot extends an optical sensor at the end of a long stalk and scrutinizes the proferred treat. Before it can be snatched away a long "goose neck" type metal tentacle tipped with a big needle extends to the bar, penetrates the package, and SCHLUUURRRP! sucks the Klondike Bar out. "Analyzing." DE-SCHLURRRRP! The package fills out again as the Klondike Bar is restored. "Estimated calories: between 400 and 500. Approximately 20% of calories from fats, remainder from sugars especially sucrose and fructose. Detectable amounts of protein, calcium, iron, and vitamin C. Dangerous to diabetics. Suitable in moderation for a healthy physically active adult, but with access to a stocked laboratory kitchen I can synthesize a similar treat food with fewer calories and better nutritional balance. I predict the average human would find this food to be: Cold, Sweet, Yummy." Lucius Alexander Feed it to the palindromedary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Blue Streak wouldn't do anything. . . she's a Hershey Bar kind of girl. And out of my "Champions" characters, only Domino would bother to get one, especially if it was butterscotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gent Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Razor Wit would insult the vendor until they start throwing things, then dodge until they throw a Klondike bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice9 Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Re: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Titanium Chef* has superhuman cooking ability, and a folded-space pantry in its torso, so it would just make one from scratch. Catalyst would - just buy one, I guess. If they won't sell him one, he knows where a vending machine that has them is. Mr. Silver would send his figments to pilfer one. Slick doesn't eat, but if convinced to get one (fairly gullible) would do tricks like turning into a giant klondike bar, or bouncing off the walls (literally). *I know someone else on here has a character by this name. I guess great minds think alike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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