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My search led me down the main street, where people stopped and stared. They knew I was the prisoner, captured alive from the Akatsuki and still fresh from fighting their fallen sixth Hokage. I walked down the market street, passing food booths full of friendly faces and smiles, the smells of chicken and rice flooding my nose. Breaded pork and rice…That's what I'm in the mood for…Again. I passed by three little kids, one holding a glowing blue orb in his right hand, trying to teach the other two how to make it.

 

"First you have to focus your chakra, then mold it together into the shape of a sphere." The one holding the orb instructed, his brown hair pointing out from under his Leaf village headband.

 

I smiled, and walked toward them slowly, cautious. The little girl, the one with pigtails that stuck out on either sides of her head turned toward me, then hid behind the one with the orb, the last one, with the geeky glasses doing the same. I leaned forward, putting my hands on my knees, my red hair falling over my shoulders.

 

"What jutsu is that? It looked pretty cool." I asked. The orb kid smirked, and smiled brightly, lifting his left thumb to his forehead.

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My neighbor is married to a doberman, they have 8 children that are great.

 

His profession provides convenient food for them all, he works in a morgue. Would you like to meet him and his family? Maybe have dinner if you ever visit Kansas city? Except for me, none of his neighbors want anything to do with him: he has to travel far around town to find another person who will have anything to do with him.

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You could' date=' after all, just dispose of the semen yourself, rather than spiking it with Punishment Punch.[/quote']

 

Or not hook up with women that would be likely to resort to such underhanded methods. Still, some people ARE good liars, and even the best tend to get fooled.

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