SteveZilla Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Don't forget Ram-Man! I always thought they should produce a line of cheap, quick cooking flavored noodles: Ram-Man Noodles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Miles Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Wolveroach... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Don't forget Ram-Man! I always thought they should produce a line of cheap, quick cooking flavored noodles: Ram-Man Noodles. Now I want to write a fanfic where Ram-Man betrays He-Man, conquers Eternia, and declares his realm to be the Holy Ram-Man Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) ...which is then conquered by the Auto-Man Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Wolveroach... Which appeared in Cerebus the Aardvark, IIRC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Now I want to write a fanfic where Ram-Man betrays He-Man' date=' conquers Eternia, and declares his realm to be the Holy Ram-Man Empire.[/quote']Actually, if he populated it entirely with clones of himself, it would be the Wholly Ram-Man Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taenia Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) This will be very offensive so please please take this with a grain of salt. We created a group called the League of Offensive Superheroes: Capn Nigga (i apologize but we were trying to be offensive) - had an extra dimensional affro that he could pull anything from including his Legion of Kung-fu Hos Spic & Span - Mexican hero with border hopping and lettuce picking powers (teleporter whenever he made a portal it had to be across a boundary and when it opened it always looked like the other side of the rio grande Mango - Gay hero, always naked with a censor dot over his privates, could pull small objects from behind it and his power was the ability to focus attention on or away from objects, he could pull out a fireman's cap and everyone would see a fire man, though he would still be naked with just the censor dot, in space he could pull out a space helmet, and space would think he is in a full space suit and not hurt him. Jah-lee, Korean Giant - Korean youth with growth powers, could grow to 6 feet tall. Rabid Rabbi - Jewish Rabbi with legal action and circumcision powers, feared by many supervillains for both sets of powers. Looked like a hassidic jew the size of a professional wrestler. The bad guys were terrible too: The Man, Capn's nemisis he had gravitational powers for keeping people down. Wop & Glo - Spic's nemesis the fight between them was always dirty. Again I apologize for offending anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAge Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Actually' date=' if he populated it entirely with clones of himself, it would be the Wholly Ram-Man Empire.[/quote'] ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) This will be very offensive so please please take this with a grain of salt. We created a group called the League of Offensive Superheroes: ..... Again I apologize for offending anyone. Wow. When you guys tried for offensive, you sure didn't mess around. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAge Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) This will be very offensive so please please take this with a grain of salt. We created a group called the League of Offensive Superheroes: Why? No, no, please... Forget I asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Why? For the same reason a lot of things happen for better or worse throughout the course of human history--It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time. As for the "fist"-related names, I nominate for the worst of the lot--Mr. Fister*. If that doesn't strike terror into the hearts of your heroes, I don't know what does. *NOTE: Mr.Fister is not an actual character name, just an example of worst-case scenario thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taenia Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) I was just remembering a bad guy named Doctor Catholic as a bad guy in our League of Offensive Superheroes campaign, he had a group of foes for Capn, the Nunjas with their Nunchaku connected by rosaries and looking like Jesus, hitting you with the power of the lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) I was just remembering a bad guy named Doctor Catholic as a bad guy in our League of Offensive Superheroes campaign' date=' he had a group of foes for Capn, the Nunjas with their Nunchaku connected by rosaries and looking like Jesus, hitting you with the power of the lord.[/quote'] Sounds like you guys were channeling NEXTWAVE: AGENTS OF HATE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) I was just remembering a bad guy named Doctor Catholic as a bad guy in our League of Offensive Superheroes campaign' date=' he had a group of foes for Capn, the Nunjas with their Nunchaku connected by rosaries and looking like Jesus, hitting you with the power of the lord.[/quote'] "Nunjas." *snicker* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) In a friend's convention game, he offered a martial artist nun pregen character called Mother Superior, from Catholic Special Forces. She weilded rosary nunchuks, cross shuirken, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Agenda Posted March 30, 2010 Report Share Posted March 30, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) In my World of Alts game, one player had a crystal-armor guy named Smoky, 'cause he looked like a smoky quartz statue. Another was Mister Awesome, awesome master of gravity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnvalentine Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Had a superspeedster named "Blue Streak", which inevitably boiled down to running around naked jokes. We also encountered "Lucha Prime" the super Luchador illegal immigrant from mexico. There was also an anthro horse villain named "Black Knight" but everyone just called him "Bad Horse". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) [John Dunbar]Bad Horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) [John Dunbar]Bad Horse. The thoroughbred of sin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) [John Dunbar]Bad Horse. The thoroughbred of sin? And his terrible Death Whinny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Are you two deliberately ignoring the DwW reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) And his terrible Death Winnie Winnie the Poo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Are you two deliberately ignoring the DwW reference? DwW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) DwW? Dances with Wolves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haerandir Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Re: Worst Hero Names (of your campaigns) Are you two deliberately ignoring the DwW reference? No, they were running with the Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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