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Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

 

Lessee, what could make this weekend more chaotic? Well, um,

 

*RING*

 

Hi Mom. Gee, you and Sis and her husband are coming over, with their two snotnose out-of-control kids who make the Tasmanian Devil look like a heavily sedated two-toed sloth in the middle of a narcoleptic attack? And you're staying the night and will be here in about three hours? Yeah, no problem.

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Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

 

Everything is horrible

Really really really terrible

I'm really depressed

I'm really downtrodden

 

The whole world is doomed

We're all gonna die

25,672 people die every single minute

Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died

 

Cancer

Death

Aids

Inflation

Taxes

George Bush

Hell

Satan

Cancer of the face

Cancer of the colon

 

and John Denver on compact disc

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Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

 

Everything is horrible

Really really really terrible

I'm really depressed

I'm really downtrodden

 

The whole world is doomed

We're all gonna die

25,672 people die every single minute

Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died

 

Cancer

Death

Aids

Inflation

Taxes

George Bush

Hell

Satan

Cancer of the face

Cancer of the colon

 

and John Denver on compact disc

 

OFF TOPIC: I resent being compared to John Denver.

 

Nor can I rep you again yet.

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