Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread No no no no NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Time to break out the kimono! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I hate having to call my wife and get her out of bed because I left my office keys on top of my dresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I dreamed that I was at work last night. I hate dreaming about work. I think I'll have to put an extra hour on my timecard, to make up for the fact that this place is invading my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread So... what does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream "Stop staring at me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 19, 2010 Report Share Posted July 19, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Oh yeah? Well YOU suck. ...no I didn't just think of that...it has been around for...oh you're mocking me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread You know how they say it's never lupus? Yeah, about that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread For some reason, the fervor of faith never comes across right in a physics lecture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Towels that can't absorb water. Great. At least they're ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I can only hope. Well I suppose I could also conspire. And fenagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread My morning coffee has worn off .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I have one of those colored, shaped rubber bands on my wrist. It is a seahorse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Three-act narrative structure: the Hollywood version. Act 1) Introduce characters and setting Act 2) Present central conflict Act 3) Lots of big explosions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Hypothesis: trim, in-shape but not very pretty and clearly over-the-hill blonde floozy-type women taking a physics class are always physical therapy majors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Plagiarism from student: unacceptable, but sometimes simply a misunderstanding. Plagiarism from professional author and publisher: unforgivable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread "What you gotta do, Jimbo, is relax ... !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I will cut out your reproductive organs and feed them to a shark. Or a buzzard. And I will probably giggle while doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Your policies aren't real policies if they only come up once a year, and they've been different every year I've been here. They're just whatever s**t you thought of this time around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop posting non sequiturs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I just saw a list of the people who will be at the High School Reunion. I don't want to see these people for free let alone pay 55$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I worry it's costing too much to stay healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Broken? I say thee nay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread what's love got to do with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread And that's when I told them to get their stinking capybara out of my hot tub, Officer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread "Those aren't pillows!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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