tkdguy Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 I went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered a BLT sandwich. Hey, it was on the menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Sorry, ma'am, the periwinkle pants clash with the lavender pedicure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 "Fluff Butt will graze on your chives." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 That's the 8 o'clock bell! The coffee counter is now open! * zip * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Cats don't bark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Was that the face that sank a thousand ships? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Auditions today -- and I get to sit at the Judgy Table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 A cat on a lead rope is always at the end of his tether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 One of the greatest comforts in life is knowing that all those hours of listening to Hendrix weren't wasted. He didn't mean to take up all my sweet time. He'll give it right back to me one of these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 Narcissism. It's what's for breakfast. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 To sleep, perchance to dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 Why aren't these policy loopholes gathered all in one place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 One stoopidmeeting down, one stoopidmeeting to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Suffer, fools! Suffer gladly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Caramel apple empanadas for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 There are so many possible applications of the phrase resulting from transposing the 2nd and 3rd letters in "carpal tunnel syndrome" that I am surprised I haven't heard the expression before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 All that glitter, All that glue. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 * Cancer starts reading the extended forecasts with foreboding * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Hm. I seem to be the last one here. Of course, officially this place closed half an hour ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 So when is this event of astronomical proportions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Dear obnoxious & drunk [bLEEP]s at Table 2, Not only did you stiff us on tips, but you kept making tasteless opium jokes in OHIO of all places. And you screwed over the hotel staff. Please die in a fire. --Cygnia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 First rain in almost two months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 "Don't get me wrong; I'm glad you finally got a job. But in a funeral home?" "That's okay, Mom. If anything should happen to you, I know what I'll do." "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!" Cancer and Cygnia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Backing up the hard drive, dumping the camera SD card to the backup drive as well. EDIT: "I've backed up my hard drive and I feel Righteous!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Why does the rabbit have a smart phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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