Bazza Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread crosses fingers, and crossed eyes for good fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread The story of Atlantic was written by a Geek named Playdoh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Sigh. It won't be easy giving up an email address I've had since 1999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 19, 2011 Report Share Posted July 19, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Is the Captain America film supposed to be a comedy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 20, 2011 Report Share Posted July 20, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I know being called a "good egg" is a compliment. But why it's considered a compliment to be likened to something that comes out of a chicken's butt is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Coz I noticed my presence....is a disfactory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 21, 2011 Report Share Posted July 21, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Everyone knows the way to calculate the slope of a line as "rise over run." That means you divide change in the y-coordinates by the change in x-coordinates. The other day something in my mind made me think "chromosomes" instead of "coordinates." Then a completely unbidden thought came to my mind: the Missionary position? Needless to say, I will never look at a Cartesian graph the same way again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread God, but I do hate politicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Starting tomorrow is an awkwardly terrifying week for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread August is here and the fence isn't finished yet. Sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 1, 2011 Report Share Posted August 1, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread How can I trust you when you've shown you're willing to ignore all the danger signs to my discomfort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Proudly displaying the work glove worn through at the palm, I declare that I have officially Worked Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread "Lithium iz da shiznitz!" -- My handler, abbreviated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Normal X-rays...and then I sprain my foot afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 2, 2011 Report Share Posted August 2, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread My house got overflown by the Blue Angels today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I think of Dean Moriarty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 3, 2011 Report Share Posted August 3, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread I should be sleeping right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Those maggoty little comets are a menace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread This entire day was a 404 error message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Duty visit coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Apocalypse When? Apocalypse Now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 9, 2011 Report Share Posted August 9, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Fluff Butt likes vanilla ice cream, but he is unprepared for the cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Someone drunker than me needs to do a thrash metal version of "I Write the Songs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread At last, 5000 non-NGD posts! Just to raise my rep power by ONE POINT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted August 12, 2011 Report Share Posted August 12, 2011 Re: The Non Sequitor Thread Today I'm weak and achey so I bought myself a Coach Wristlet and a double pair of earrings. (I have three holes in each earlobe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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