IndianaJoe3 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Just the thing for your Russian gangsters to roll in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markdoc Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: Russian SUV "Whale penis leather interior" Say no more. cheers, Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: Russian SUV Oh my. I definately have to use this in a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: Russian SUV Oh my. I definately have to use this in a game. To give the players the pleasure of turning into a pile of slag? Sure, I could go for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: Russian SUV To give the players the pleasure of turning into a pile of slag? Sure, I could go for that. Russian Mob Boss: RMB Deep Cover Agent: DCA RMB: "Nice, huh?" DCA: "Yeah, Dmitri. Nice." RMB: "This kind of interior is what money buys." DCA: "Its posh. So, Dmitri, about this deal..." RMB: "Feel it." DCA: "What?" RMB: "Go ahead, its okay. Feel the upholstery." DCA: "Um. Okay." RMB: "No. No. Really touch it. Rub it." DCA: "Yeah, its smooth. Is that cow leather?" RMB: "Cow leather is for peasants." DCA: "What then?" RMB: "Whale penis." I know my players. The reaction will be... visceral. And yes, later in the game, they'll slag it if at all possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: Russian SUV I just shudder at the concept of whale penis leather seats. Clearly, the ecological cost of this abomination is not a consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: Russian SUV Oh my. I definately have to use this in a game. I was thinking that for that price, Russian Mobsters could just buy a modern TANK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowcat1313 Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: Russian SUV they cant have chosen a "Whale Penis Leather" interior on porpoise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: Russian SUV Changes to the scenario for more of an 'intimidation' effect. Change the mobster to a scary woman. Still have her mention the source of the leather interior, but just mention the 'penis' part at first. "You Russian elites certainly know how to drive in style. Is this genuine leather?" "Da. Penis leather." *face goes white* "Oh, no worries. Is from whale penis. Whales. I give you good scare, da?" *predatory stare* "da . . . good scare indeed . . . " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: Russian SUV It'll never last. The first time some Bratva boss has a rolling orgy in his shiny new SUV and the interior swells up and smashes them all, it'll be over.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: Russian SUV It'll never last. The first time some Bratva boss has a rolling orgy in his shiny new SUV and the interior swells up and smashes them all, it'll be over.... I was thinking more on the lines of an RPG-7D with a standard HEAT warhead. Job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordGhee Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Re: Russian SUV I just love the first commet after the add, Leather from the biggest ***** for the biggest ***** Lord Ghee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Suave Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Re: Russian SUV We seem to be overlooking the fact that this SUV seems to be made out of LEGOs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPheemy Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Re: Russian SUV The whole thing is Bulletproof to boot! Gotta protect that whale penis interior (and the three bottles of ultra-premium vodka). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Russian SUV I just shudder at the concept of whale penis leather seats. Clearly' date=' the ecological cost of this abomination is not a consideration. [/quote'] Apparently it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Re: Russian SUV Good for them. Still a monstrosity of a vehicle, but it's a bit better now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Russian SUV I would bet, even if its not on the official list of advertised bells and whistles, a customer who asks for whale penis interior will get whale penis interior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowcat1313 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Russian SUV heres a thought, we should be thankful they dont offer this upholstery option on the Hummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Re: Russian SUV I would bet' date=' even if its not on the official list of advertised bells and whistles, a customer who asks for whale penis interior will get whale penis interior.[/quote'] Probably true... With the sheer whatever of this thing, there probably isn't much that's off the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Russian SUV :rofl: Once I figured out this monstrosity wasn't just a cheap joke, but an actual vehicle (cancelled whale-penis interior notwithstanding) I was overwhelmed by the urge to laugh loudly and continuously until I fell over. I didn't of course (I'm in a public library) but when I get outside, look out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowcat1313 Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Russian SUV dare we ask if theres a stretch version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Re: Russian SUV dare we ask if theres a stretch version? ....dagnabit.... you got me. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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