tkdguy Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Ugh, I hate these math problems! They're so full of gross remainders." "Get used to it. You'll find that life is full of gross remainders. Metaphorically speaking, of course!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Are you combining the dark chocolate mousse and the creme brule? That might cause a taste singularity that'd implode your head." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Him: What am I, an idiot? Me: Yeah, kind of. Him: Dude! You just called me an idiot! Me: No, YOU called you an idiot. I only agreed with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "We're going to start working with the iPads soon. They're awesome." "Sounds good! I've never used an iPad." "You've never used an iPad?!" "I'm still getting used to the Commodore 64." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. In the **** You Can't Make Up Department, the title line of an email from one of those offices that's trying to help students: Thje Wriitng Center Open & Welcomes Your Students Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevelon Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. In the **** You Can't Make Up Department' date=' the title line of an email from one of those offices that's trying to help students:[/quote'] To the people who need their help, that line will read clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Lest you all think I only make fun of my wife for her off-the-wall quotes... :: the dulcet tones of me loudly blowing my nose from the bathroom:: Wife: OK. You're done blowing your nose now! ::blows my nose again:: Me: You have no idea how much nose I can blow! ::beat:: Me: That didn't come out right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My family is watching the 4th season finale for Warehouse 13, and my youngest daughter is worried it'll end on a down note. Her: "I mean, they ended on a downer last season. They can't do that two times in a row." (Pauses as she remembers how they ended Season 2.) "Okay, three times." (Pauses as she remembers how they ended Season 1.) "Four times! Curse you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "How can you get lost in the ventricle?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Hey, it's dark in there you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. It was a case of non-standard anatomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 8, 2012 Report Share Posted October 8, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Burning at the stake is too peaceful a fate for the person who decided that a personal statement had to be an important part of one's application to graduate school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Has anyone heard of Arthur Conan Doyle?" "No!" "He created a very famous detective." "Inspector Gadget?" "No." "Mr. Bean?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... Sledge Hammer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Has anyone heard of Arthur Conan Doyle?" "No!" "He created a very famous detective." "Inspector Gadget?" "No." "Mr. Bean?" At least they didn't think he wrote a long series of fantasy novels with a central character that's a muscular barbarian whom he named after himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. At least they didn't think he wrote a long series of fantasy novels with a central character that's a muscular barbarian whom he named after himself. The first time I read this, I thought it said, "a musical barbarian" and had mental images of Schwartzenneger singing and dancing while fighting snake cultists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The first time I read this' date=' I thought it said, "a [b']musical[/b] barbarian" and had mental images of Schwartzenneger singing and dancing while fighting snake cultists. Ask and ye shall receive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Aggh! My eyes! My ears! AGGGGGGGGGGGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Aggh! My eyes! My ears! AGGGGGGGGGGGH! My work here is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Your job must have some great perks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted October 10, 2012 Report Share Posted October 10, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Your job must have some great perks. Ear plugs and a moist towelette for any stray eye juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Co-worker 1: You ever driven through Kansas? Co-worker 2: Yeah, I broke down in Kansas once. Me: No, you probably just thought you broke down. You were still travelling, but you couldn't tell. Because it's Kansas. Co-worker 1: Point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Co-worker 1: You ever driven through Kansas? Co-worker 2: Yeah, I broke down in Kansas once. Me: No, you probably just thought you broke down. You were still travelling, but you couldn't tell. Because it's Kansas. Co-worker 1: Point. Kansas: America's billiard table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My youngest daughter: "You know, when you're little, your teacher tell you 'sharing is caring'. But then they get all upset when you try to share when taking a test..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Kansas: America's billiard table. It's even the right shape ... more or less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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