Cancer Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Daughter got jostled or something while eating pieces of her chocolate bunny, and had a tiny piece go down the wrong pipe, and then get coughed up into her nasal passage. (Ouch.) Eventually managed to blow it out her nose into a tissue. Unhelpful dad (that would be me): "Congratulations! You have achieved every nerd's dream: chocolate boogers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Back from Swancon 2012 - DoomCon On the interior design of the Pan-Pacific Hotel Who else feels they're in David Lynch's Dune movie? This room looks like one of Servelan's offices - all it needs is a panel of mysterious blinking lights behind the desk. On the plot of On The Beach They decided against evacuation from Melbourne to Tasmania "No point reverting to barbarism, let's just die here" on The Core Low-hanging fruit from the Tree of Bad Knowledge On post-apocalyptic survival skills Who here knows carpentry? Welding? Smelting? Mining? Does playing Minecraft count? Getting away from the production of food - making weapons. Because humans are nasty, violent creatures. Especially when we're hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me and a couple of married friends: Wife: THIS is how we should get our house cleaned up for parties. *pointing to article Nude maid service raising eyebrows in Texas city* Me: She's a keeper! Husband: Ummmmm... Yeah. Yeah she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me and a couple of married friends: Wife: THIS is how we should get our house cleaned up for parties. *pointing to article Nude maid service raising eyebrows in Texas city* Me: She's a keeper! Husband: Ummmmm... Yeah. Yeah she is. Stewart wouldn't say how police planned to keep tabs on the maid service... (snip) She offers a regular discount to government employees and law enforcement... "Honest, Mr. Mayor, we're just trying to keep tabs on them, while keeping the police station clean. And cases of Blue Flu are down 60%. It's a win-win!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Pics or it didn't happen! What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Where do I send my resume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Just read about a recently-retired German public employee, that for fourteen years did nothing -- nothing! -- for a total of almost one million US bucks in wages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. So, I ask again: Where do I send my resume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Sadly, that sinecure won't be staffed ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Just read about a recently-retired German public employee' date=' that for fourteen years did nothing -- nothing! -- for a total of almost one million US bucks in wages.[/quote'] So' date=' I ask again: Where do I send my resume?[/quote'] First, you have to run for political office... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... in Michigan ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... in Michigan ... Wow, that thread drifted all the way over here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2012 Report Share Posted April 13, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Well, it seemed particularly germane to the post above mine. Here in WA we seem to be in for a bunch of turnover, though mostly people changing chairs and the governor giving it a rest after a few terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Student: You are wise. Me: It comes from age. Student: I'll be there, someday. Me: The way you drive? You should live so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 16, 2012 Report Share Posted April 16, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: My nose itches. Wife: Someone must be talking about you. Good things, I hope. Me: Can't be good things. My nose has been itching for an hour. There just aren't that many good things to say about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Math stands for Mental Abuse For Humans." "Umm, 'for' doesn't start with 't.' What you spelled is 'MAFH,' which you don't say unless you're Daffy Duck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Math stands for Mental Abuse For Humans." "Umm, 'for' doesn't start with 't.' What you spelled is 'MAFH,' which you don't say unless you're Daffy Duck." "Mental Abuse To Humans" would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Her: Going to the gym? Me: Yep. Gonna work out. Make myself all smexy-smexy. Her: I... I have no response to that. It's so awesome, there is no possible response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "To whoever buttered Christina Aguilera up and squeezed her into that tiny little outfit on The Voice last night I just have one thing to say, THANKS!!!" "Since when do you dig blondes?" "He's a big dairy fan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Him: Did you do that deliberately, or on purpose? Me: I... wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Her: "I like you, you're easy." Me: "That's what my ex liked about me too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterVimes Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Lead in: I seldom talk to people at work unless I really have something to say. In my job, many annoying people talk to me and distract me from work. Especially project managers. Me: Hello David David (a project manager): *long silent pause* Are you talking to me? Me: Yes. I've been sick. This doesn't mean we're going to have a conversation. David (a project manager): Clearly you feel better. Me: No one told you to talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Heh. In Hell, the boss imp in every chamber has the title Project Manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: "I haven't gone on a good rant in two weeks... maybe ten days! I feel great! I really should rant more!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "The next time you hear about the power of Fox News.... keep this in mind. The O'Reilly Factor, Fox News highest rated show, had fewer viewers than a 2:30 am showing of Family Guy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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