Narf the Mouse Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Admit it. Her plan is way more evil than any you've come up with. ...Or that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My friend Witte, via Facebook, in a response to a G.I. Joe joke I posted: On a side note I got a letter in the mail saying that it had important cobra information inside, was disappointed that it was some insurance stuff and not a recruitment letter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Today, I was explaining to a student what a government shutdown would entail. Student: That makes no sense! Me: That's the sentiment of most Americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My friend Witte' date=' via Facebook, in a response to a G.I. Joe joke I posted: [/size'] On a side note I got a letter in the mail saying that it had important cobra information inside, was disappointed that it was some insurance stuff and not a recruitment letter. I remember the time I left a message for my lawyer mentioning DOJ and a contract that may have been less than clear. I later had to explain that it was the DEFENDERS of Justice (Doing Business As Hero Games) who were INTERESTED in a contract WITH me, not the DEPARTMENT of Justice INVESTIGATING a contract ON me. Lucius Alexander DBA Palindromedary Enterprises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Exchange between my wife and I, after listening to the Colbert Report bit on Planned Parenthood funding and the budget brouhaha. Wife: "Seems to me, if you want to talk about restricting women's health, we need to elect more women to Congress and tell the men to go f**k themselves." Me: "Which would eliminate the need for abortions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me, at my new office: "The entries in this database don't seem to follow any consistent pattern." My new boss replies, totally deadpan: "I'm shocked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me, at my new office: "The entries in this database don't seem to follow any consistent pattern." My new boss replies, totally deadpan: "I'm shocked." You may have a good boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted April 13, 2011 Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. You may have a good boss. I agree. This sounds like the kind of boss I could get along well with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Quote of the week from the Hero forums As long as our politicians are popularity contestants instead of merit scholars' date=' we will continue to only hear answers that please the judges instead of make them think.[/quote'] Lucius Alexander Palindromedary of the week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevelon Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. As I was driving across the NY throughway I passed under a bridge, which had some drainage problems, and a warning sign stating: Be Alert...Falling Water And thought to myself "Wait, isn't that in Pennsylvania?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "You realize what this means." "What?" "You don't need a sprayer. You need a flamethrower." "Yeah, well, who doesn't need a flamethrower, really?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. As I was driving across the NY throughway I passed under a bridge, which had some drainage problems, and a warning sign stating: Be Alert...Falling Water And thought to myself "Wait, isn't that in Pennsylvania?" Reminds me of my ex-wife whenever she saw signs that said "Keep Alert" "Keep a lert! Lert's make good pets." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Reminds me of my ex-wife whenever she saw signs that said "Keep Alert" "Keep a lert! Lert's make good pets." "Stay a lert! The world needs more lerts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Lert makes the world go 'round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I'm at a party. I have my stuffed bunny with me. Drunk: Is that a bunny? Me: Yes. It is a bunny. Drunk: What's it for? Me: I take it with me when I travel, and take pictures of it at landmarks. Drunk: Naw. It's... it's for picking up girls, isn't it? Me: Yes, you got me. It's for picking up girls. They love the little guy. Drunk: Does that work? Me: You'd be surprised at how well it works! Drunk: Dude, I should... maybe I should get one? Me: Go for it, brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The same party, a little later: Drunk girl: Drunk girl: Heeeeeeeyyyy! ... ... ... ... Bunny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Alcohol and people shouldn't mix, but on occasion it can be hilarious. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. The same party, a little later: Drunk girl: Drunk girl: Heeeeeeeyyyy! ... ... ... ... Bunny! Even more priceless. Now I feel bad for repping the other one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Do you think [blank] is easily impressed?" "I don't know, I stopped giving a crap what people think decades ago." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A couple of vendors mention a price which they *know* is way out of line for what we want to pay. They then stare at me expectantly. I say nothing, figuring I'll let them sweat for a few minutes. Vendor 1: I... I can't get a read on you at all. Is... is the price we quoted... um... in the ballpark? Vendor 2: That's... that's some poker face you've got, Mr. Keyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A couple of vendors mention a price which they *know* is way out of line for what we want to pay. They then stare at me expectantly. I say nothing, figuring I'll let them sweat for a few minutes. Vendor 1: I... I can't get a read on you at all. Is... is the price we quoted... um... in the ballpark? Vendor 2: That's... that's some poker face you've got, Mr. Keyes. Do not toy with Teh Bunneh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I clicked on a link at YouTube and got the following response: 500 Internal Server Error Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation. If you see them, show them this information: l5GJQVMk_7WDpdwv9gl57qim6cYWJhO-t0qcwOXd5VxHz1b10pLHumDatG_j G8zVATeyImHeCRgwsyaHkqOcv-7KaU4O3kthxrICYBppOM6zY4e8DNmwUwXF KuXCAEq-2mMz6-atX-4YyMYTmF1_Rp0nZrM4lwrYig_ZyYj2409SlEx1KK7J qOueS1-JJDuWXAUfuFLHNH6av4Qj2G6pLZZSgocNGldi5RJjhRObJ4f_sD3m buo7NxAWkwVZ0qz4VFxybWvM002Taj8y5fPeL3XR1F6DtHGBrj3rVm_0Htst O9af5pgnZ_6wLUyMizVgG59IHa9lyjD4r5urqd6x29-7OU5YNbYWGXgopVGK dCYzzrF66uoUwUx4TM1UOoNJ3GxqWKV-EtVk0deSRM7CVHpR10Gzr96nnwQT XT2VrDM-k9tFDKWweRwEAXYk3CfQJx2CSAQnTLcQ1RrGwITyOQZ4GAldUu00 vQtaD5jOVJTuuGF9TNRCFR3EWX4yO-lYpWosKOVm0A68i2fp1171aBiONe0A Uvm4TC52znJy8QupMHt1PXNlc6_hqOxGSJcH1AvTUairLEpCPy6oqVs1H8wj Il_RkSI9U0NvKYbPZf8EBIG4wmOuBwhIJ0a6hQo3X1LL5LQkUft4-qJ45NRK NHEGN1nEyV1zRcA8X_7ItWFk8O1u36N6S9rF_m48yF-tvoJPYPgjU-Sl_DsI yDxj5v89ont2otQsuWbdV4p4OIa4YiS5m02J7Y5a6u69U71Ig0SX1d7EQt5d vktxYiTE_rnjWFdAMnwqygCIJXhahavGfuasxtVTv27wjKw8FhOz6nr0xvYG 99waF4bkQPWPM07q3mELg7i-TeyjrzzeAm30JzJCFl13DmBV6VxN4fr1EleA RxlMrIxvLpMeIVPKlfzbbTp2cnVnLXRFjTV31dg86KCpqEdD8lzCw_UcPKh6 K5odPL71zhka2-ZVdp59rnWSoUX3TpOBPv6Tf_TOOow2FosR3J1sDcEqHn9k 6OKuskZVKq_wCHu_F63iIa7sCCcO7YWiPH7nV5etK5P-tP3RXlhtR3ILSlCq YXpxgoMJAldMapysHu3lQBC1p75RCAzyx-BQb4lpyywyt7ljd3h3xW2-B3PB ZhMkMNErQEvWRamViZvHwsY9y7nI72S1bq2N5EPPlaUTRLVISuJxXxSA54E1 1TZk5YfsjH4rYohMRXifMlYlyEam2LrUrUmf3-9XuG27IluXttRIDgdfzGAG HyE5soJu85dKjXVgbFTcgEJoSMi0ORjeVmpW-NlN6JUYuEg51btM64W5yct6 i1DsNCE9qtTQ5FGgMVF0WBTlEVjzDk2hiZNaXSDjdXDIXoUGp70sOORnLln4 s-EAV9XEneLBZoNWx4LROwsu5Ba-ElnfbFjRfdw85akU32ZJ8yTMeaItD0DP Wy7DFL9LDhxSh7y12pchzmJ7ft8qZPFc-bSmux7Sxpj2ayvQ-L0IzVuqrBRi Exg6rd33hisX5pByEF4DcPLnHIprfBU4Myy15J79C1FBkX3SFrxi_v0-zp9B Gc8jH-djiKMp8Epe4hEVUy4icaPxNvx9gyyyai3TvXEkEO6sedlrwoAjLVLA xDYCXV7WVgr9Rgr6QuFWWXcLhgyi2vzn0C79GC4DRgDh1boFYpYGBZfjdyjk BSgdoyUUeOIdx3nhqxFwQbN8XSdStBF7kZISPcivvx_i-Zc0wV8mjp8Nby_M Mpg0wxJL9bQo7gcYkDmtIMgscJ14Nj6X1AX6kcxgjp-X3MPOcoT4FJMZc281 9GeISaDLsi-QA8s9TcLMWlTE0NZMd6SsaPDFtjisYS3fg53I3ZQbejL8S5VX VUZyAdoaD79dPkF7pGAjSTRJn98TQp1tOw84UXCwXUVVU151c3QY440yfABj RqxwNZbjf4eFy16bBUbTJ8ljWbuFkNi70wEN4r_0D0vxIh924mUoNBtBCuoY eUZaqCE7-ZFQm0BPyD_yx5tbrISptuJBhCRX3ahEKDA9ENippvTDgirIqyVl QN3MTh_X4PzA6Irj2ggKvyOnia0C8tiuiJ_uXIyEkDBo694odJRnzSCUZDUC cEV4d9SYZNHMgXR825j-3QokGH3nj-5qwXLMF6l_8R2VnNrgV6d7hLw7ueX0 FTNcq6yZf030MU-589E835b0L-91w-EWcCzSUJgK7gS_rct5yO6SDv_4wW7- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I clicked on a link at YouTube and got the following response: Ah, yes, the Youtube Error Page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A couple of vendors mention a price which they *know* is way out of line for what we want to pay. They then stare at me expectantly. I say nothing, figuring I'll let them sweat for a few minutes. Vendor 1: I... I can't get a read on you at all. Is... is the price we quoted... um... in the ballpark? Vendor 2: That's... that's some poker face you've got, Mr. Keyes. ... You've been watching 30 Rock, haven't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... You've been watching 30 Rock' date=' haven't you.[/quote'] Never even heard of it. Is it about poker or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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