BoloOfEarth Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My daughter this morning: "I wish I had a pet ninja. I'd love him, and squeeze him, and call him George... if I could find him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My daughter this morning: "I wish I had a pet ninja. I'd love him, and squeeze him, and call him George... if I could find him." Tell her she already has a pet ninja. The fact she can't find him proves it. or Heh. Give her a gift wrapped empty box for Christmas, then tell her the ninja you bought her must have escaped... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. As we were driving by campus, we see an extraordinarily hot brunette college girl, waiting at a crosswalk on her bicycle. Prodigyduck: *cherrily* Hi! Want to ride with three men and a shovel? We have cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From a manuscript a friend is editing: "She was a full-breasted young redhead, with cures in all the right places." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From a manuscript a friend is editing: "She was a full-breasted young redhead, with cures in all the right places." Hello, nurse! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From my 2A class the other day: "'Boron'. It's like 'Moron' with a 'B'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From a manuscript a friend is editing: "She was a full-breasted young redhead, with cures in all the right places." I know girls like that. Apart from the redhead thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My daughter this morning: "I wish I had a pet ninja. I'd love him, and squeeze him, and call him George... if I could find him." She sounds delightful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From a manuscript a friend is editing: "She was a full-breasted young redhead, with cures in all the right places." cures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Sounds like she'd be perfect for tkdguy and that rash he has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I need to be cured... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I need to be cured... Nah, we like you raw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I need to be cured... You're such a ham. Lucius Alexander Okay, even the palindromedary is looking ashamed to be seen with me after that pun..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Nurse: You have about 700 different kinds of bacteria in your intestines. Me: Not me. Nurse: What do you mean, "Not me"? Me: I drink half a cup of Draino every morning with breakfast. Cleans everything out down there, so I'm pretty much 100% antisceptic on the inside. Nurse: I... you... I... Wait, what??? Me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 9, 2010 Report Share Posted November 9, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Sounds like she'd be perfect for tkdguy and that rash he has. I agree wholeheartedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Purrdence's brain comes up with a rather impressive Spoonerism, when she's talking about one of the complications she's run into in her online gaming... "Well, you know what they say - the best played LANs..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Welcome to humanity -- you must be new." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Friend: Hey, we're having ribs for dinner. Me: You get it from here. (pointing to own ribcage) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Guy in resturant: I'd like the guacamole burger. And can I get that without onions please? Waitress: Of course. You do realize there's onions in the guacamole, right? They're cut up small, but... Guy: Oh. Um... Can I get that without the guacamole, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. On a Church sign: "Pray if you want to talk to Jesus Text while driving if you want to meet him real soon" I laughed, but I think someone in charge of the signs will be in trouble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. On a Church sign: "Pray if you want to talk to Jesus Text while driving if you want to meet him real soon" I laughed, but I think someone in charge of the signs will be in trouble I've seen that sign, too. It seems to be making the rounds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Possibly they got it from the same source, there is apparently a whole business of church sign message making, and they sell booklets of their sayings to interested churches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted November 15, 2010 Report Share Posted November 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My Daughter: "My brain can go back in time to when you were born!" Bit of a non-sequitur, so I don't know if she meant this as a threat of some kind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Why do you have such a dark sense of humor?" "Why do you not have a dark sense of humor? How do you get through the day? Are you f__king blind to the world around us or do you just drink a lot?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 16, 2010 Report Share Posted November 16, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Supervisor: Can you share some of your insights during the meeting? Me: You won't get mad, will you? Supervisor: Noooo.... *looks at me suspiciously* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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