Cancer Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I had this quoted to me from a similar (collision, though it involved two autos rather than auto plus bicyclist) incident involving an elderly woman here: "I don't know why he hit me, Officer; I never stop at that stop sign." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I had this quoted to me from a similar (collision, though it involved two autos rather than auto plus bicyclist) incident involving an elderly woman here: "I don't know why he hit me, Officer; I never stop at that stop sign." ...This is why there needs to be driving license retesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I had this quoted to me from a similar (collision, though it involved two autos rather than auto plus bicyclist) incident involving an elderly woman here: "I don't know why he hit me, Officer; I never stop at that stop sign." That's right up there with, "Yeah, that's the lady whose purse I stole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I've been told about a local who got hit making a turn without signalling. When it went to court he said he'd been turning there for 50 years and never used his signal. The judge agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I've been told about a local who got hit making a turn without signalling. When it went to court he said he'd been turning there for 50 years and never used his signal. The judge agreed. Did he get hit with 50 years worth of fines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. No the judge sided with the non signal using old coot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. How much did the old coot bribe the judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. not sure. It was one of those cautionary tales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. No money in those, I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. No the judge sided with the non signal using old coot. How much did the old coot bribe the judge? Nothing. The judge just said, "Yeah, I know, Dad. See you at home tonight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. An oldie but a goodie that popped into my head today. It was a long drive home after a long trip. I was driving, my g/f was in the passenger seat, and a friend of mine and her daughter were in the back seat clowning around. I forget how the conversation lead to this, but... Me: ... that was a curious phenomena. Mother: A what? Me: Phenomena Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do! GF: ::chuckles:: Me: Phenomena! Mother & Daughter: Do do do do! Me: Phenomena! Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do! Do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do! GF: ::now laughing:: Me: Phenomena Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do! Me: Phenomena! Mother & Daughter: Do do do do! Me: Phenomena! Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do! Do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do! This was almost a year ago, and to this day, I can no longer hear, say, or even think of the word "Phenomena" without hearing the "Mana mana" music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: Phenomena Mother & Daughter: Do do do do do! Anything that scans like mana mana gets followed by doot doo do do do 'round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Hey kid, do me a favor and turn off that light switch. NOT WITH THE HAMMER!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I'm going to remind you of this the next time you catch me looking at a woman's boobs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "You're cute with a mask on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Eightfold_Path and I went to buy Droid phones yesterday. We're waiting for a sales rep and looking at the phones. Me: 'These are the droids we're looking for.' I bet it won't be the first time they heard that joke. 8FP: Let's not subject them to it again then, okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Eightfold_Path and I went to buy Droid phones yesterday. We're waiting for a sales rep and looking at the phones. Me: 'These are the droids we're looking for.' I bet it won't be the first time they heard that joke. 8FP: Let's not subject them to it again then, okay? They probably respond with "Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me." Lucius Alexander Try a palindromedary mind trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. So the current Happy Meal toys are Marvel Heroes figures that make sounds. This week, it's The Thing. Now my two year old stomps around the house shouting "IT'S COBBIN' TIME!!" I am so proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. So the current Happy Meal toys are Marvel Heroes figures that make sounds. This week, it's The Thing. Now my two year old stomps around the house shouting "IT'S COBBIN' TIME!!" I am so proud. ..."And then the kid next door bought a Dr. Doom mask..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 14, 2010 Report Share Posted August 14, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. so the current happy meal toys are marvel heroes figures that make sounds. This week, it's the thing. Now my two year old stomps around the house shouting "it's cobbin' time!!" i am so proud. yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Who's going to try to mug you? Your shoulders are four feet across." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Hero Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I was at work eating lunch with a friend who also plays Champions. I asked him how to create a vehicle in Champions. He said that he never really tried to make one, but the book (5ERev) should talk me through it. When this exchange happened: Me: 'So what kind of weapons would you put on a hero's car?' Him: 'Oil Slick and Fog Screen coming out of the back of the car.' Me: 'On a hero's car?!!' Him: (After thinking about it for a second) 'Oh, wait . . . " We both a chuckle out of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I was at work eating lunch with a friend who also plays Champions. I asked him how to create a vehicle in Champions. He said that he never really tried to make one, but the book (5ERev) should talk me through it. When this exchange happened: Me: 'So what kind of weapons would you put on a hero's car?' Him: 'Oil Slick and Fog Screen coming out of the back of the car.' Me: 'On a hero's car?!!' Him: (After thinking about it for a second) 'Oh, wait . . . " We both a chuckle out of that. Batman has both, AFAIK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My character, The Avenger, had those gadgets in his car too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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