cranialspasm Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Edward Cullen? Oh Bella, not only will he break your [heart], but he'll also break your ribs." - Ali 11/20/09 [not the original word I used but I just got rid of my infraction] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I can't believe you left me alone in there! I could have killed myself! Or worse, I could have been writing Twilight Slash Fiction!*" *Twilight as in vampire novels not as in our poster to the north =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me, speaking on the phone with a vendor: Huh. You know, with a name like "Jean-Marc Renault," I expected you to be Quebecois. Jean-Marc (In a thick southern accent): How do y'all know ah ain't? Yeah, we've had a lot of trouble with Motorola lately. "Do they not know to NOT let Motorola techs alone with our equipment by now???" I work at a very strange place. During a meeting: "They're old, and gross, and disgusting! Nobody wants to see some old grampa banging away at a 19 year old!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I work at a very strange place. Well, I took that as a given. After all, you work there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: "I may look old but in my heart and mind I'm two weeks shy of my twenty first birthday." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Thanksgiving: people expect a Norman Rockwell experience, but get Mama's Family instead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Yay! I'm allergic to amoxicillin!" He literally jumped up and down, he was so happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... Uh ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "No tool kit is complete without a small disintegrator pistol, because some machines refuse to function until threatened with utter destruction." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me: I'm also gaming semi-regularly now, and starting work on a campaign I may run myself eventually. Friend (not gamer): campaign ? Me: A gaming term. A campaign is a continuing series of game sessions that are all linked by being part of the same "story" or continuity. The term comes from wargaming, and before that from military terminology.... *pause* Me: I'm doing it again, aren't I? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary remarks that Lucius Alexander does that as naturally as breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. New quotes from this eve. http://www.twitter.com/QuotesFromPals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Your latte is ready." "Latte? I ordered a cappucino." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Narf the Mouse: I like being patient. It gets better results. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that Lucius asked right away if he could quote that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From one of my students' essays: "Mercury II Iodide (HgI2) - Chemical compound that looks like red-orange crystals and is hardly appropriate in water." Not only can my students name and recognize chemical compounds, they can identify the inappropriate ones. My work here is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Miles Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My friends sweet, cherub-faced 4-year old daughter: "Daddy, can we have a crowbar fight?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Miles Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Admittedly, she was playing HalfLife2 Deathmatch with us (and sometimes beating us)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. From one of my students' essays: "Mercury II Iodide (HgI2) - Chemical compound that looks like red-orange crystals and is hardly appropriate in water." Not only can my students name and recognize chemical compounds, they can identify the inappropriate ones. My work here is done. wha...? I'm trying to figure out what they actually intended.... ( of course I did help Purrdence mark her students work the other day. Oh, the pain! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wife: Your accent is like a cheese sandwich being smashed by an anvil. (it was early, I was still groggy, I had my New England Accent in effect) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. A Priest? YOU?? You'd have seduced all those poor nuns! And that's all I can say about that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Driving home from the holiday weekend, just after being paced by a SFPD patrol car. "Honey, would you PLEASE take your breast off the windshield!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I cannot fail." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Not quite a quote, but a license plate and window decal I saw on an SUV. The decal was in the "No Fear" font, and said "Fear This", while the personalized license plate said "TRUE PMS". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
input.jack Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My friend Owen K. C. Stephens: If my body is a temple, then obviously all the priests have been killed by Vikings! --------- A couple of friends and I had gone out to eat. One of my friends contemplates several dishes, before finally ordering a breakfast plate. As we were finishing.... Waitress: *clears the table* Plates: * slip out of her grasp* The Knife: *shoots out and bops my friend point-first, right in the belly-button* My friend Ian: *picks up the escaped table knife and runs his thumb over the blunt curve of the tip* ....Guess its a good thing I didnt order the steak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Zombies are people, too. Or, in their words, 'Brrraaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssss." "I loved a zombie once... Then it tried to eat my face and I had to end the relationship... With EXTREME prejudice." Tim and Ali 11/24/9 "I go for the jugular. I learned that from my zombie boyfriend." "Clearly that's a lie, because zombies know that there are no brains to be found in the jugular." "Zombies are hardly intelligent enough to figure that out of their own... That's why they hire personal assistants." Ali and Tim 11/24/09 I love that you're gay. I just hate what it's doing to our relationship. Krista 11/25/09 I've done things I'm not proud of. I wore stirrup pants in the eighties. Krista 11/25/09 Lesblasian. Krista 11/25/09 I got the cadillac of bacon. Pat 11/25/09 Did it smell funny like a monster? Krista 11/25/09 You could put a blacklight on her face and it would look like the fourth of July. Krista 11/25/09 I made him awesome out of fear like people make children awesome out of fear. Krista 11/25/09 I love bacon like I love my mom. Ali 11/25/09 My desire for revenge is not as big as my desire for cake. Krista 11/25/09 I went through a transition once. Pat 11/25/09 They think you might be light in the loafers... And that I'm heavy in the clog.... I love comfortable shoes. Krista 11/26/09 "Wanna say grace, Bobbo?" "I'm pretty sure we all started eating." "Whatever... Jesus hung out with a who**... I don't think he minds." Krista and Bob 11/26/09 "I'm not sure that I should permiss you to speak." Pat 11/26/09 "A parent is always proud of their children's accomplishments." "I once fit two d***s in my mouth." Mogie and Krista 11/26/09 My sn*** film? The acting is false but the fear is real. Pat 11/26/09 "Can you imagine what daddy would do if you were snuffed?" "I would scorch the earth." Mogie and Bob 11/26/09 "You know what Patrick and everyone else likes about Patrick?" "DNA?" "Patrick." Krista and Ali 11/26/09 "Would you like to taste the pleasures of a woman tonight?" "Ummm... I've already had a slice of carrot cake." Krista and Porter 11/26/09 He's got a 5 o'clock shadow at like 2:15pm. Krista 11/26/09 I used to watch the Daily Show to get my news. I was not the most well informed person, but I was funny. Jackie 11/26/09 Even when he had them, Shane McGowan's teeth were gnarly. When I say gnarly, I don't mean like surfing gnarly... I mean like a tree. Vicki 11/27/09 Can you get a bowl of milk for my eyebrows? They're thirsty. Seth 11/27/09 No because he's sweaty and smells like gifilte fish. Vicki 11/27/09 All rabbits are french canadian. Vicki 11/27/09 "Oops! Did I do that?" "You're not even holding the remote, you're holding my phone. Technology is scary, huh?" Mom and Ali 11/29/09 "What movie is this?" "Definitely, Maybe." "S&M Matey?" Mom and Ali 11/29/09 "This game ain't about making friends." Ali 11/29/09 "I love laughing at people... It's probably why I have no friends." Ali 11/29/09 "I read language." Mom 11/29/09 "No pain no brain." Mom 11/29/09 "Oh SPF, You're so hot when your wound is getting cauterized." Jamie 11/30/09 "Is that the f***in mom from the Goonies?" "Where the f*** is Sean Astin?" Jamie and Ali 11/30/09 [cut scene from BDS] Uh... Mom? Adding an accent to American English doesn't make it a foreign language. I love you so much right now! Ali 12/1/09 Every good relationship has f***ing and punching. Ashley 12/1/09 "God Steve, I hate your face." "Really? Because he doesn't have much of a personality to fall back on." Ashley and Ali 12/01/09 Who put the silly sauce on the pizza? Jamie 12/1/09 Thank you for being useful! YAY! Steve 12/1/09 "I'm your drug." "Sweet. I'm freebasing Jamie." Jamie and Ali 12/1/09 "You've just been pigeon holed. You've been holed by pigeons." Ali 12/1/09 "I don't know. They're having a conversation in dungeons and dragonese." Jamie 12/1/09 "What year were you born in?" "2003?" "Oh my f***, Steve. You're going to jail." Ali and Ashley 12/1/09 I don't even know what I'm laughing about. Steve 12/1/09 I wanna go to a prosthesis pawn shop. Ali 12/1/09 I've never been gay. Steve 12/1/09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2009 Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Some day you'll look back on this and laugh. No wait, you'll wonder why your dad and uncle are telling the legend of your horrific poop to your friends." - Me to my niece, Eliana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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