Enforcer84 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Yeah' date=' I didn't know which ones so I removed them all.[/quote'] Awwww If you keep a file send it to me I'll edit it for language...I'm oft bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houston GM Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 If birds could talk ... After having spent over 36 hours straight at work. Me: "I love my job ... but only for the first 50 hours per week." My girlfriend owns a couple parrots. One is rather tempermental. My girlfriend: (opening the door to the birds' room) "Good morning." Parrot: "NO!!" My girlfriend: "I'm going to get you your breakfast now." Parrot: "Liar." Two mornings ago, the other parrot showed us that it had learned a new "word". The Other Parrot: "Aaaah aaaah. Ah ah ah ah. Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!" My girlfriend: "Oh my god! He's imitating me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Celt Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Leaving aside the fact that you actually cannot kick my ass, I can guarantee you that you will never see me wearing one of your dresses." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Awwww If you keep a file send it to me I'll edit it for language...I'm oft bored. I don't have the one I posted. I do, however have the excel spreadsheet of all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I don't have the one I posted. I do' date=' however have the excel spreadsheet of all of them.[/quote'] Whatever keeps your quotes coming. You have witty friends. And Hooligan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Actually Hooligan is one of my funniest friends. He said so himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Actually Hooligan is one of my funniest friends. He said so himself. And he does a mean Bruce Springsteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. He's actually quite a talented mimic. You should call him and ask him to talk like his uncle. I was privvy to that at GenCon. His funky monkey was awesome too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. He's actually quite a talented mimic. You should call him and ask him to talk like his uncle. I was privvy to that at GenCon. His funky monkey was awesome too. Maybe next year I can hit GenCon again. I missed my HERO peeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I don't think I'm going to be able to make it this coming year. I had a lot of fun, but Hooligan and the Bunnisher aren't gonna go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Purrdence : This car is becoming more and more like the Galactica each day. We just stripped her bare. Tomorrow may be her final jump! Me: *rolls eyes* Purrdence : And 'All Along The Watchtower' has been heard in here.... Me: And half the people on board are sweet on Starbuck? Purrdence : *blushes* Purrdence : It's showing it's age, and getting temperamental. Me: Hmm. I'll remember that excuse Purrdence : It is 20 years old Me: I'm 36 - that mean I can be almost twice as cranky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "I'm sorry my employee is an idiot" Just called the auto shop to see if they got a squeak fixed on my X-Terra. Turns out they did the 25K service, which I had scheduled my Civic for next week... They did get the squeak pretty quickly after I asked about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Those things you use to hold up your butt are called legs. You walk with them." -Me, to my GF, after she stood up and discovered her legs were numb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... And did you receive a thump for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranialspasm Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Well you just ruined the surprise. I was going to arrive dressed in cake. - Me 10/23/09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My daughter sent me an e-mail with this link for my amusement. My response: You don't watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. You endure it. You survive it. Then you carry the badge of pain proudly afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix3 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. My daughter sent me an e-mail with this link for my amusement. My response: You don't watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. You endure it. You survive it. Then you carry the badge of pain proudly afterwards. Back in high school, back before you could sling video files around the internet, back when playing a game online with a friend meant playing a text-based MUD, my friend had a 6th or 7th generation VHS copy of the Start Wars Holiday Special, WITH commercials. Watching that was a treat...that I never felt the need to repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmadanNaBriona Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... And did you receive a thump for that? More a withering gaze of Doom. I was outside arm length, and her legs didn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Mackinder Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. More a withering gaze of Doom. I was outside arm length, and her legs didn't work. You paid for it eventually, though. Probably with interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. (While watching a movie preview...) Bunnysue: Looks like it's got a lot of good nudity in it, at least. Me: I've got access to the world's largest porn library. I don't really need to see a bad movie just 'cause it's got nudity in it. Bunnysue: Point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. ... What kind of man do you call yourself?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. (While watching a movie preview...) Bunnysue: Looks like it's got a lot of good nudity in it, at least. Me: I've got access to the world's largest porn library. I don't really need to see a bad movie just 'cause it's got nudity in it. Bunnysue: Point. And yet you do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Me : You have to admire a culture that's had red tape so long that it's afterlife is a bureaucracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Wife: "I've been having major cheese cravings lately. I think my body's sending me a message." Me: "'Stop pooping'?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Today, I was driving to the local game store and was cut off by a reckless driver. On his car were multiple Christian religious symbols. I made a rude gesture (pinkie finger upraised, "I don't care enough to send the very best") At the next stoplight, he proceeded to cuss at me using language that would make a sailor blush. I said "I can tell you're a Christian." He turned from red to purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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