Balabanto Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 A Black Screen... Johnny's Voice: You've debated endlessly, over whose power was superior! Nick's Voice: You've battled relentlessly to determine who's might was supreme! Defender in a Jar: Can someone put a cookie inside me? I'm kind of feeling a binge moment coming on. Johnny: Tonight! Nick: Yes, Tonight! The two greatest powers in the Champions Universe will square off! Johnny: In a specially crafted arena, located in Geosynchronous Orbit above Columbus, Ohio, Doctor Destroyer and Takofanes will square off, for the right to might! Nick: It's Right to Might night, On Champions Universal Deathmatch! It's Doctor Destroyer vs. Takofanes! Defender in a Jar: Champions Universal Deathmatch! We don't care who wins, as long as somebody dies! Johnny: You tell em, Defender! All Three: Doctor Destroyer vs. Takofanes! Johnny: Winner goes to 6th edition! A logo comes over the screen at long last. Champions Universal Deathmatch: A Nar-Cola production Nick: Loser goes home in a pine box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Champions Universal Deathmatch! Special Early Preview! dr d. takes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Champions Universal Deathmatch! Special Early Preview! Bubba, you know I actually roll dice when I do this stuff, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Champions Universal Deathmatch! Special Early Preview! Bubba' date=' you know I actually roll dice when I do this stuff, right?[/quote'] I didn't, actually. I thought it was complete fiction... ... like wrestling. Run away!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Champions Universal Deathmatch! Special Early Preview! Takofanes turns Doc D into one of his undead servants. Now the world is completely [expletive deleted]. Didn't we have this match-up before, on another thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Champions Universal Deathmatch! Special Early Preview! We did, but Balabanto appears to believe that rolling the dice will actually settle the issue... which one poster to that previous thread already did, to little effect on the debate. Unless Balabanto is willing to take the time to interpret Tak's VPP and undead summoning power the way that each and every person with an opinion on the subject thinks he should, I'm afraid this exercise will be no more definitive than the poll I naively set up years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Champions Universal Deathmatch! Special Early Preview! Two. Go. In. One. Comes. Out. Two. Go. In. One. Comes. Out. Two. Go. In. One. Comes. Out. Plus a sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Champions Universal Deathmatch! Special Early Preview! We did' date=' but Balabanto appears to believe that rolling the dice will actually settle the issue... which one poster to that previous thread already did, to little effect on the debate. Unless Balabanto is willing to take the time to interpret Tak's VPP and undead summoning power the way that each and every person with an opinion on the subject thinks he should, I'm afraid this exercise will be no more definitive than the poll I naively set up years ago.[/quote'] So it will be just like wrestling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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