Pariah Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A:Letme put it this way: if the only choices are the Death of a Thousand cuts or seeing Cruella again, bring on the knives. Q: So, we're talking about a movie that has a chain smoker who kills puppies as the protagonist? What could go wrong? A: This is not the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A: This is not the way. Q: Say, Mando, I'm in need of some simple education. Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? A: You would probably be a moire effective and focused superhero if you had no powers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You would probably be a moire effective and focused superhero if you had no powers! Q: They call me Radioactive Incontinence Man! A: Even Red, Red Wine won't fix this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 4, 2021 Report Share Posted June 4, 2021 12 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: They call me Radioactive Incontinence Man! A: Even Red, Red Wine won't fix this. Q: What are you attempting to do - make your own Spiderman outfit? A: We are going to use the Bacchus solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 On 6/4/2021 at 8:42 AM, Asperion said: A: We are going to use the Bacchus solution. Q: What is the overall academic plan of Delta Tau Chi? A: Whoever said "once you take that first step, there's no going back" had damn well better be wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 6, 2021 Report Share Posted June 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Whoever said "once you take that first step, there's no going back" had damn well better be wrong! Q: Wait, explain to me again that part of the plan that involves crossing the event horizon of a black hole. A: Ain't nothin' you can do about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 22 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Wait, explain to me again that part of the plan that involves crossing the event horizon of a black hole. A: Ain't nothin' you can do about it. Q: What did Galactus tell Norrin Radd when he came upon Zen-La? A: The bones have all the answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 7, 2021 Report Share Posted June 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Asperion said: A: The bones have all the answers. Q: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a medium! A: My Biggering is just triggering more Biggering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 6/7/2021 at 11:49 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a medium! A: My Biggering is just triggering more Biggering! Q: Do you realize why Godzilla has reached the size that he has? A: We are on the road to infinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 On 6/10/2021 at 5:49 AM, Asperion said: A: We are on the road to infinity. Q: Are we Beyond yet? A: Very funny, Bugs. Now give me back my kidneys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 12, 2021 Report Share Posted June 12, 2021 On 6/10/2021 at 9:03 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Are we Beyond yet? A: Very funny, Bugs. Now give me back my kidneys. Q: Why did Bugs never go for his medical license? A: He is fully branching out for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 Could someone bring a question to this worthy answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 On 6/12/2021 at 8:31 AM, Asperion said: A: He is fully branching out for that. Q: How is Vin Diesel preparing for his next appearance as Groot? A: Can we pare down author royalties a bit? I need the money to kill Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2021 Report Share Posted June 21, 2021 On 6/19/2021 at 9:07 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Can we pare down author royalties a bit? I need the money to kill Superman. Q: What do you need Amazon to do before you step down as CEO, Mr. Luthor Bezos? A: Sorry, you're both bald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 8 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Sorry, you're both bald. Q: Don't point that at ME! Can't you see I'm Jeff Bezos, and he's Lex Luthor? A: Knowing is Half the Battle! But the rest gets nasty, bloody, painful, and malodorous enough that you might want to consider your career as a monster hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 26, 2021 Report Share Posted June 26, 2021 On 6/22/2021 at 12:37 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Don't point that at ME! Can't you see I'm Jeff Bezos, and he's Lex Luthor? A: Knowing is Half the Battle! But the rest gets nasty, bloody, painful, and malodorous enough that you might want to consider your career as a monster hunter. Q: Conan, why did you just toss your sword into Mount Doom? A: You have been selected for the first interplanetary trip. How do you celebrate the day before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2021 Report Share Posted June 29, 2021 On 6/26/2021 at 7:15 AM, Asperion said: A: You have been selected for the first interplanetary trip. How do you celebrate the day before? Q: Are you sure about this "be alone for the rest of your very long life, with no human contact ever again" part of being an astronaut? A: According to Google Translate, your name is a deadly, fighting-words insult in every language on Earth except Englisdh, and we're not so sure about English either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 4, 2021 Report Share Posted July 4, 2021 On 6/28/2021 at 10:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Are you sure about this "be alone for the rest of your very long life, with no human contact ever again" part of being an astronaut? A: According to Google Translate, your name is a deadly, fighting-words insult in every language on Earth except Englisdh, and we're not so sure about English either. Q: What kind of name is Hogsmasher? A: This is an interesting picture with those moving images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 5, 2021 Report Share Posted July 5, 2021 9 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This is an interesting picture with those moving images. Q: What is this "cinema" thing you keep trying to patent, Mr. Edison? A: He was a young Soldier. She was so much bolder. He had no brains. Neither did she. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 On 7/4/2021 at 9:02 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What is this "cinema" thing you keep trying to patent, Mr. Edison? A: He was a young Soldier. She was so much bolder. He had no brains. Neither did she. Q: Why did we mark this place as a "causality of war "? A: Welcome to Babylon 4. This way for reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Welcome to Babylon 4. This way for reception. Q: Wow, this place is cool! Feels like a real blast from the past! A: Think smaller, with more legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Think smaller, with more legs. Q: What do you mean we delivered an anteater instead of an ant? What does an ant even look like, anyway? A: You'd make a horrible frog, Your Highness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: You'd make a horrible frog, Your Highness. Q: And why would you say that I, Miss Piggy, would not make a superlative consort to King Kermit of the Amphibians? A: Might make good bacon, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 7 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: And why would you say that I, Miss Piggy, would not make a superlative consort to King Kermit of the Amphibians? A: Might make good bacon, though. Q: That's a terrible pig outside. It's always getting everywhere and into everything. Can anyone think of anything to do with it? A: That sensation you get after witnessing millions of deaths will pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 5 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That sensation you get after witnessing millions of deaths will pass. Q: OK, I launched the ICBM. Noe ehst? A: You would make a good Dalek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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