Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This isn't precisely the *High* I meant! Q: You woke up on top of a flagpole. Who's sorry now? A: The Future belongs to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2009 Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Future belongs to me! Q - Did you really just buy the year 2112? A - Use the forks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Use the forks. Q: Is there something I can do with the eyes of those children so they don't stare all the time? A: It was like that - only with style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is there something I can do with the eyes of those children so they don't stare all the time? A: It was like that - only with style. Q: Was it like Fred Astaire dancing? A: Maximum consumption by weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maximum consumption by weight. Q: Did you notice that the sickest people are also the heaviest? A: As long as there is frosting. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: As long as there is frosting. Q: How about some Yellowcake Uranium? A: It's my life. It never ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's my life. It never ends. Q: So Mr. McCloud, This multi-volume tome, which is bigger than the Encyclopedia Britannica, is your biography? A: He went 2 seconds into the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He went 2 seconds into the past. Q: So Rewider, we know that you were able to capture Dr. Destroyer. What did you do with him? A: It was the dresser, no wait, the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was the dresser' date=' no wait, the car.[/quote'] Q: So you think it was Colonel Mustard in the Garage with -- what was it again? A: I can keep a secret too, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can keep a secret too' date=' you know.[/quote'] Q - I told my wife. Why do you think I would tell you? A - Broken bones and multiple lacerations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - I told my wife. Why do you think I would tell you? A - Broken bones and multiple lacerations. Q: So what happened after you told your wife? A: Not even a full retcon could fix that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not even a full retcon could fix that. Q: So your opinion of Joe Q.'s run of Editor in Chief of Marvel? A: They were in the grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They were in the grass. Q: How did they deliver the poison that killed the hippies? A: I'd like to burn a little town, or slay a dozen men -- anything to laugh again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did they deliver the poison that killed the hippies? A: I'd like to burn a little town, or slay a dozen men -- anything to laugh again! Q: So, what were you planning to do in Scotland? A: Fie on goodness, fie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd like to burn a little town' date=' or slay a dozen men -- anything to laugh again![/quote'] Q: What does Spike do for his kicks? A: His house is made of glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fie on goodness' date=' fie![/quote'] Q: What did your daughter say when you called her a good girl? A: His house is made of glass. Q: Your neighbor was arrested for indecent exposure inside his own home? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Doc Q - I need a thread resurrected. Who do I talk to? A - Touch this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Touch this! Q: How do I get a charge out of life? A: it rolls down hill. Usually in large amounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: it rolls down hill. Usually in large amounts. Q: What would happen if I pushed these rocks? A: Then the mindflayer struck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then the mindflayer struck. Q: Were you making Cthulu faces again? A: A warm, tentacle-y embrace. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A warm' date=' tentacle-y embrace.[/quote'] Q: What made you decide against going all the way with the sexy Mind Flayer? A: Blew Jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blew Jeans Q: Are those denim chaps? A: My fingers! I meant my fingers! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are those denim chaps? A: My fingers! I meant my fingers! Doc Q: "Here, mashter. Sorry, mashter. Igor good Igor..." A: "They all laughed at me! Yes, they did! But WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: "They all laughed at me! Yes, they did! But WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH?" Q: Bonzo the Clown, you have been convicted of killing 20 people at your last performance. Do you have anything to say in your defense? A: A smile, a laugh, and a knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A smile' date=' a laugh, and a knife.[/quote'] Q: What was the defense for the Rampaging Clown? A: The Teddy Bear Defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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