Basil Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It may seem bizarre' date=' but the math backs it up.[/quote'] Q: Wait! Pie are square? A: We will not discuss the cornbread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wait! Pie are square? A: We will not discuss the cornbread! Q: The rockcakes were rocky, the frosting was frozen and as for the cornbread... A: This is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. Q - What are you doing with that baseball bat? A - It really is that simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What are you doing with that baseball bat? A - It really is that simple. Q: So, you hit me in the head with the bat, and I drop dead? A: I don't think I like this plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think I like this plan. Q: And you realize that at some point you are going to lose your hat. A: So when you bury him, make sure he's got a hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And you realize that at some point you are going to lose your hat. A: So when you bury him, make sure he's got a hat. Q: You know, they have a distressing tendency to not be actually dead... A: Aw, no more Death Ray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Aw' date=' no more Death Ray.[/quote'] Q - Ray has stopped sending criminals to the underworld? A - Decisions, decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Decisions' date=' decisions.[/quote'] Q: it's been a year since you've knocked someone out. How do you stay undefeated? A: Got to be good looking, cause he's so hard to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Got to be good looking' date=' cause he's so hard to see.[/quote'] Q - The Invisible Man is going to be on the cover of GQ? How does that happen? A - I told her I didn't, and crawled off to sleep in the bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I told her I didn't' date=' and crawled off to sleep in the bath.[/quote'] Q: What did you say when she asked if you wanted to sleep with her in the bed? A: Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you say when she asked if you wanted to sleep with her in the bed? A: Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song. Q: Why was the musical version of Julius Caesar a complete flop? A: The Empire Strikes Out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Empire Strikes Out. Q: Why did the Romans ban baseball after one game? A: It's interesting that you would use the word "kelp" in that context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's interesting that you would use the word "kelp" in that context. Q: We are in the process of going into space. Why did you suddenly start talking about kelp? A: Those rings will confound you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Those rings will confound you. Q - She proposed to you? What made you say yes? A - Cactus daiquiri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - She proposed to you? What made you say yes? A - Cactus daiquiri. Q: It's best, of course, with the cactus included. A: Rather unlike being hit in the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rather unlike being hit in the head with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick. Q: So how did you find the Instant Detox experience? A: The alcohol companies are giving it out for free. They figure that the more you use it, the more alcohol you'll need to drink to maintain your buzz. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how did you find the Instant Detox experience? A: The alcohol companies are giving it out for free. They figure that the more you use it, the more alcohol you'll need to drink to maintain your buzz. Doc Q: Where did you get The Wit and Wisdom of GW Bush? A: Really small turbochargers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Really small turbochargers. Q: You're installing WHAT in my pet mice? A: They've more than doubled their food intake, but they're running rings around the cat now. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They've more than doubled their food intake' date=' but they're running rings around the cat now.[/quote'] Q: You've bred a dwarf variety of hoop snake? What sort of things do they do? A: It never actually works that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've bred a dwarf variety of hoop snake? What sort of things do they do? A: It never actually works that way. Q: With this superweapon, I shall Conquer The Earth!!!!! A: I eat the red ones last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I eat the red ones last. Q: It shall be done, Imperator. But if I may ask, why do you sort your harem women by the color of their skin? A: Melts in your mouth. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It shall be done, Imperator. But if I may ask, why do you sort your harem women by the color of their skin? A: Melts in your mouth. Doc Q: How are the suicide capsules 'New and Improved'? A: Whjy do you call them 'Stormed Troopers'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whjy do you call them 'Stormed Troopers'? Q: Vader! Why do you insist on calling my Imperial Guard the "Red Menace"? A: I am so NOT going there. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am so NOT going there. Q: Could you direct me to the hallway connecting the Sordid Maroon Lounge with the Umber Chamber of Genital Mutilation? A: Infinite recursion in self-identification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you direct me to the hallway connecting the Sordid Maroon Lounge with the Umber Chamber of Genital Mutilation? A: Infinite recursion in self-identification. Q: "I am Grue. It is dark inside. Inside me, you may be eaten by Grue..." A: It *Is* dark in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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