Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's crazy enough that it just might work! Q: How about I turn on this flashlight and we walk across the chasm on the beam? A: Men go crazy in congregations, but only get better one by one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How about I turn on this flashlight and we walk across the chasm on the beam? A: Men go crazy in congregations, but only get better one by one. Q: Name your favourite Sting lyric. A: Like a bridge over shark-infested mile-deep rapids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a bridge over shark-infested mile-deep rapids. Q: How can I ease your mind? A: I use the fist! I use the wrist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I use the fist! I use the wrist! Q: What is your trick in winning so many fights? A: I found what was lost, but then misplaced it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I found what was lost' date=' but then misplaced it.[/quote'] Q - So, did you ever find your marbles? A - We used a lot of our backs, and a little of our brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - So, did you ever find your marbles? A - We used a lot of our backs, and a little of our brains. Q: Why is Agriculture Canada angry with you? A: I didn't loose them! I keep them in a bucket. See? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't loose them! I keep them in a bucket. See? Q: Why did you loose the three dozen starving crazed weasels I lent you for the party? A: I could have sworn that last lump was Belgium. It looked like Belgium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you loose the three dozen starving crazed weasels I lent you for the party? A: I could have sworn that last lump was Belgium. It looked like Belgium. Q: SO Unicron finally ate earth? A: Well the Belgians didn't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: SO Unicron finally ate earth? A: Well the Belgians didn't like it. Q: What did the irrelevant countries think? A: No, photons make light work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' photons make light work.[/quote'] Q - We have to move 6.02 x 10^23 photons? Won't that be a lot of heavy lifting? A - Two sacks of the finest modern canola seed you ever did see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Two sacks of the finest modern canola seed you ever did see. Q: The kidnappers demanded what? A: Its okay, he's taken his lithium this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its okay' date=' he's taken his lithium this morning.[/quote'] Q: Should I be worried about an amok Energizer Bunny? A: Just because he's sane doesn't make him not dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just because he's sane doesn't make him not dangerous. Q: My friend Bert is a chemical weapons expert. He's working on a nerve gas system that'll kill everyone from the Suez to the Indus unless they've taken the antidote first. And he's a really nice guy, refereeing Little League games and so on. Want to meet him? A: I don't tend to think of VX as a potential jelly donut filling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't tend to think of VX as a potential jelly donut filling. Q: Why have all the customers at this particular Dunkin' Donuts dropped dead all of a sudden? A: We can plant a house. We can build a tree. I don't even care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why have all the customers at this particular Dunkin' Donuts dropped dead all of a sudden? A: We can plant a house. We can build a tree. I don't even care. Q: So, uh, sliding starting to get to you?... A: ...And that's why I took the last donut, your honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...And that's why I took the last donut' date=' your honor.[/quote'] Q: So, Foxbat, by stealing the world's entire supply of sweet pastries you were going to force us to do your bidding? A: I'm Foxbat. Of course I know what I'm doing. Now hand me the gerbil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Foxbat, by stealing the world's entire supply of sweet pastries you were going to force us to do your bidding? A: I'm Foxbat. Of course I know what I'm doing. Now hand me the gerbil. Q: I think this hyper-intelligent Gerbil knows more about what's going on than you do. A: I am going to explain the intricacies of pain to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I think this hyper-intelligent Gerbil knows more about what's going on than you do. A: I am going to explain the intricacies of pain to you. Q: Ok, Johnny, what do you have for your 5th grade science project? A: I don't know the meaning of the word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok, Johnny, what do you have for your 5th grade science project? A: I don't know the meaning of the word! Q: I think I shall call you "Ignoramus". A: You missed the transcendence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You missed the transcendence. Q - My mundane life has filled me with ennui. Why do you suppose that is? A - Entirely too early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Entirely too early. Q. The sun's not up yet, coffee's not made, the floor is cold, and the dog needs to go outside right now. What time did you say it was, again? A. There's a reason those things are numbered, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A. There's a reason those things are numbered' date=' you know.[/quote'] Q: I got a 0 on my SATs!? Was it because I used a No.1 pencil? A: I haven't even started yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I haven't even started yet. Q: Have to say God, can;'t say I'm impressed. You say you have this great new idea but all I'm seeing is a vast void of inky blackness. What am I supposed to see ? A: All it takes is a little push. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: All it takes is a little push. Q: You're not going to send my wheelchair down this cliff, are you? A: He may have game, but he sure doesn't have style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He may have game' date=' but he sure doesn't have style.[/quote'] Q - Do ALL golfers wear pants like that? A - Like I'd expect you to know anything about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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