Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's not one I've seen before. Q: You own a bright orange duck? A: Cute little ducks and warm furry beavers, fighting to the death every November. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cute little ducks and warm furry beavers' date=' fighting to the death every November.[/quote'] Q - Why on Earth would you go to a furry convention? What could there possibly be there that's worth seeing? A - As a matter of fact, I did just say "two Utes". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2009 Report Share Posted August 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - As a matter of fact' date=' I did just say "two Utes".[/quote'] Q: Why do we have to flee the BYU campus? A: And that's how you get to the Rose Garden. Practice, practice, practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's how you get to the Rose Garden. Practice' date=' practice, practice.[/quote'] Q - I wanna be a Presidential speech writer. Any suggestions? A - Tea isn't the only thing you can drink with jam and bread, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Tea isn't the only thing you can drink with jam and bread' date=' you know.[/quote'] Q: Honey, why did your teddy bear just throw up all over the carpet? A: You've got the wrong number. I spell my name Danger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've got the wrong number. I spell my name Danger. Q: Welcome to the Anger Residence. Why do you look so surprised? A: The Age of Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to the Anger Residence. Why do you look so surprised? A: The Age of Japan. Q: What are the creationists going to get wrong next? A: No, I just think you're stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I just think you're stupid.[/quote'] Q - Why do you think I'd make a perfect member of Congress? Is it my keen grasp on both foreign and domestic issues of the day? A - I would definitely hit that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Why do you think I'd make a perfect member of Congress? Is it my keen grasp on both foreign and domestic issues of the day? A - I would definitely hit that. Q: What do you think of my new GW Bush Rifle targets? A: Life and other mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are the creationists going to get wrong next? A: No, I just think you're stupid. Resolved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Life and other mistakes. Q - Hey, did you hear that Marvin the Paranoid Android has a new book out? A - We understand how these things work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - We understand how these things work. Q: How were you able to fix this Thrombomatic Interrositor using just glue and pencils? A: Even Tesla would have called you mad for proposing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even Tesla would have called you mad for proposing this. Q: What do you think about my coal-burning room humidifier? A: Smoke, fire, and pepto-bismal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Smoke' date=' fire, and pepto-bismal.[/quote'] Q: What are the consequences of drinking a capsicum tonic? A: Banana cream pie changes a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Banana cream pie changes a man. Q: Why do you use pies in combat? A: Heroes of the Gobi Desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Heroes of the Gobi Desert Q - What obscure game is teh_bunneh going to be running at the next convention? A - Not that kind of chemistry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Not that kind of chemistry. Q: Why on Earth did you spend time in the lab with your blind date last night? A: I'm sensing a theme here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sensing a theme here. Q: Where is that heroic music coming from? A: I guess I shouldn't have taken this call after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where is that heroic music coming from? A: I guess I shouldn't have taken this call after all. Q: You're under arrest for data theft? A: First they lose...then they lose bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: First they lose...then they lose bigger. Q: How do you recognize Detroit Lions? A: Lions and Tigers and Bears -- Oh My! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lions and Tigers and Bears -- Oh My! Q - What's the most frightening thing you can be surrounded by if you're a small, meek little herbivore? A - Take my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What's the most frightening thing you can be surrounded by if you're a small, meek little herbivore? A - Take my hand. Q: Would you like to be a organ donor? A: The Detroit Lions, the Los Angeles Clippers, and the San Diego Padres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Detroit Lions' date=' the Los Angeles Clippers, and the San Diego Padres.[/quote'] Q - If American professional sports worked the way football leagues in Europe operate, which teams would be most likely to be demoted to second level status? A - Grain of sand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Grain of sand. Q: What is reality? A: We are now entering the light bulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is reality? A: We are now entering the light bulb. Q: What do you think of my plan for leaving the Twilight Zone? A: Finally! We're not lost in space anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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