death tribble Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was like that when I got here ! Q: What did Lucifer say to God when confronted by the latter about the Grand Canyon ? A: The way you threw yourself after her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The way you threw yourself after her Q: What was wrong with my approaching Gillian Anderson for a kiss? A: Telesma toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Telesma toast Q: So you were a successful baker before you gained your magical powers? What was your specialty? A: Don't touch my bits without asking! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't touch my bits without asking! Q: Really, wouldn't you think an equestrian gold medalist would be less protective of their equipment? A: So that's your function, Conjunction Junction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's your function' date=' Conjunction Junction.[/quote'] Q - Care to join me and a few of my friends? A - Our goal is 100% customer dissatisfaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Our goal is 100% customer dissatisfaction. Q: What does the motivational poster in Steve Ballmer's office say? A: No, when I asked to see Gates I meant Gates, not Gates or Gates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' when I asked to see Gates I meant Gates, not Gates or Gates![/quote'] Q - No, this isn't he home of the actress who played Beverly Crusher. It's the front entrance to the mansion and estate of the founder of Micro$oft. You said you wanted to see Gates, right? A - It appears that I've forgotten something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - No, this isn't he home of the actress who played Beverly Crusher. It's the front entrance to the mansion and estate of the founder of Micro$oft. You said you wanted to see Gates, right? A - It appears that I've forgotten something. Q - Why are you naked except for a condom? A - Right where you left it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Right where you left it. Q: Where's my house? A: While I appreciate the effort it took, I can make my own lunch thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Right where you left it. Q - Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find a turtle with no legs? A - No, bigger! BIG-GER! What part of that are you not getting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: While I appreciate the effort it took' date=' I can make my own lunch thank you.[/quote'] A - No' date=' bigger! BIG-GER! What part of that are you not getting?[/quote'] Q: I made you two guys a 20 foot long submarine sandwich for each of you. What do you think? A: About 6 inches shorter than advertised. Thank goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: About 6 inches shorter than advertised. Thank goodness. Q: What did you sister have to say about her hot date with a porn star? A: Baring your soul to a complete stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Baring your soul to a complete stranger. Q - What part of Confession makes you uncomfortable? A - It's good for the soul, if not for the stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's good for the soul, if not for the stomach. Q: What is your opinion of cajun cooking? A: Red makes it go fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Red makes it go fast. Q: What is the rationale behind the Ferrari colour scheme for their cars ? A: Come here. Hey. Look at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Come here. Hey. Look at me. Q - What words from Gillian Anderson would make Death Tribble the happiest man alive? A - Truly demented, if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Truly demented' date=' if you ask me.[/quote'] Q: How would you characterize the content of this thread? A: Just another tattooed priest burning up the town on his motorcycle. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just another tattooed priest burning up the town on his motorcycle. Q - What's the plot summary for Alan Moore's next graphic novel? A - Not so much 'less' as 'completely nonexistent'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Not so much 'less' as 'completely nonexistent'. Q: How would you describe Sarah Palin's sense of clue? Is it less than it once was? A: Look out! The ferocious penguinlion is chasing the terrible ducksnake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look out! The ferocious penguinlion is chasing the terrible ducksnake! Q: Tell me again what Dr. Moreau said before he shoved you into the closet... A: Shown actual size. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shown actual size. Q: Is this picture of a chihuahua accurate? A: I think I need a bigger box. And some better life insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I need a bigger box. And some better life insurance. Q: Oh, I see the problem, sir! You ordered an Ocicat, and shipping accidentally sent you an Ocelot. If you could just ship the wrong animal back to us, we will be happy to ship your pet to you. Will there be anything else? A: I'm sure that when I ordered it, I specified that it should be edible. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sure that when I ordered it' date=' I specified that it should be edible.[/quote'] Q - Thanks for calling Domino's! Is there a problem with your pizza? A - I'd rather have a slap with a wet fish, if it's all the same to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'd rather have a slap with a wet fish' date=' if it's all the same to you.[/quote'] Q: I'm going to whack you with this two-by-four. That should -- have you got a problem? A: I wanna see some history, 'cause now I got a reasonable economy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wanna see some history' date=' 'cause now I got a reasonable economy![/quote'] Q - President Obama, why are you going to the Renaissance Fair? A - If there's a way to screw up something this simple, he'll find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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