Asperion Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' no, I've already got an ardvaark.[/quote'] Q: The ant supercolony is approaching. We need the super weapon. A: This vitamin is made of nitroglycerin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, about real-world stuff that's actually used in medicine... A: But I'm colourblind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: But I'm colourblind! Q: You are called the Shadow, so why is your costume hot pink? A: The thing that rattles your window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The thing that rattles your window. Q: Who is your next-door neighbor? A: It's not exactly "super". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not exactly "super". Q: What do you think of my performance art tribute to Clark Kent ? A: I'm a dog chasing cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of my performance art tribute to Clark Kent ? A: I'm a dog chasing cars Q: What is your next piece of performance art going to be? A: Knitting-needles through the eardrums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Knitting-needles through the eardrums. Q: What is the recommended way of avoding listening to Party Political Broadcasts ? A: Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets Q: Mr. Mayor, now that you've announced your retirement, how would you characterize your Administration? A: It has positively revitalized the prostitution industry! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It has positively revitalized the prostitution industry! Q: When we asked for a stimulus package, are you sure this was what we had in mind? A: Regular price, five bucks, five bucks, not for a million bucks, five bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Regular price' date=' five bucks, five bucks, not for a million bucks, five bucks.[/quote'] Q: How much for a regular pizza, one with extra cheese, one with sausage, a date with Michael Hopcroft, and one with anchovies? A: More "fail" than Failblog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: More "fail" than Failblog. Q: How would you summarise the activities of the Senate and Congress ? A: I know why you are afraid to go out at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know why you are afraid to go out at night Q: Why do you always insist in meeting in poorly illuminated parking lots at midnight? A: Sorry, I just had to baste my meat. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry, I just had to baste my meat. Doc Q: What did you say at the company BBQ that got you reprimanded for sexual harassment? A: Your guess is as good as mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your guess is as good as mine. Q: Where is my jet pack? A: It was found on the person of an unidentified man who was also carrying a squid, a staple gun, and a basket of kittens. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where is my jet pack? A: It was found on the person of an unidentified man who was also carrying a squid, a staple gun, and a basket of kittens. Doc Q: Where'd the bag of left socks come from? A: Well, you did land on the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was found on the person of an unidentified man who was also carrying a squid, a staple gun, and a basket of kittens. Q: What happened to my Illudium PU-238 Explosive Space Modulatooooor? A: Hey! All the people I know are on de Oith! Da nerve of dat character! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' you did land on the Moon.[/quote'] Q: Why do folks think that I, Neil Armstrong, of all people, is somebody special? A: Ducks, droids, and defenestration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do folks think that I, Neil Armstrong, of all people, is somebody special? A: Ducks, droids, and defenestration. Q: Why did you throw the artificial man out the window and into the pond? A: Heeere's Johnny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Heeere's Johnny! Q: Are you done digging up Carson's grave yet? A: Zombie Talk shows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Zombie Talk shows Q: What new television format is proving more popular than reality TV ? A: Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan'. Q: Your big plan is "Nobody Panic"? A: Recursive redundancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Recursive redundancy. Q: What is the great plan for destroying the world's economy? A: Beware of the dragon vampire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beware of the dragon vampire. Q: What warning sign on a lawn could indicate the presence of a necromancer in the neighbourhood ? A: I'm going to make this pencil disappear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm going to make this pencil disappear Q - Been shoplifting school supplies again, Death Tribble? A - He didn't just break the fourth wall, he obliterated it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - He didn't just break the fourth wall' date=' he obliterated it.[/quote'] Q: Charge! How are we getting into Harfleur, anyway? A: He's gonna be your Frankenstein for this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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