DocMan Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I just did what I do best Q: Why are there PICKLES stuck into the ceiling? A: Nobody should do that to poultry. Ever. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody should do that to poultry. Ever. Q: Look! Don't you like my Turkey Cannon? A: Soon there will be one trillion connected devices in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Soon there will be one trillion connected devices in the world. Q: You're networking car remote key fobs into an AI? A: It says it wants everyone to stop honking the horn. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It says it wants everyone to stop honking the horn. Q: There a sign on this horn, but it's in Polish. Anyone know what it says? A: The one global language that nobody knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The one global language that nobody knows. Q: What is Pig-Latin Esperanto? A: Almost next to the second cousin of useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Almost next to the second cousin of useless. Q: Lipstick for pigs! What do you think of my newest product? A: And that's when I set the building on fire, Your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Almost next to the second cousin of useless. Q - How would you describe Paris Hilton on Celebrity Jeopardy? A - I didn't even want to go to Idaho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I didn't even want to go to Idaho! Q: Well are we looking forward to our themed holiday celebrating that most noble vegetable the potato ? A: I've had a change of heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've had a change of heart Q: What was Metallo's reaction when he found a lump of green argonite meteorite in his chest? A: More unobtanium than could ever be obtained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Metallo's reaction when he found a lump of green argonite meteorite in his chest? A: More unobtanium than could ever be obtained. Q: Did you hear? They're doing a Star Trek, Stargate and Star Wars crossover movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: More unobtanium than could ever be obtained. Q - Now that he's a Senator, what will be necessary to contain Al Franken's ego? A - Ignorance and apathy in equal measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Ignorance and apathy in equal measure. Q: What do you call a politician and his constituents ? A: Here's my card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Here's my card Q - You call yourself the Joker? Seriously? A - I have no response at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I have no response at this time. Q: Where were you when the excrement hit the fan ? A: I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. Q - Rover, what will you do if you ever DO catch a car that you're chasing? A - Miniature schnauzers would not be my first choice, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Miniature schnauzers would not be my first choice' date=' no.[/quote'] Q: What do you think of this army of miniature schnauzers? A: A convertible in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A convertible in space. Q - What's the only thing more useless than a screen door on a submarine? A - I really wish you'd stop doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I really wish you'd stop doing that. Q: What is wrong with my breathing ? A: He'll find him and make him squeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He'll find him and make him squeal. Q: What brings death tribble the most fun? A: Bring on the makeover team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bring on the makeover team. Q: How do you treat super-heroic fashion disasters? A: Phantasmality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Phantasmality. Q: What is the hip new club where you actually have to be a ghost or spirit to get in ? A: You ought to know you bought it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You ought to know you bought it Q: Why are all these women approaching me after I bought this Horga'hn my First Officer asked me to get for him? A: It was not a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was not a mistake. Q: How do you describe Paulie Shore's film career ? A: Yeah, you do, Brian, you really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' you do, Brian, you really do.[/quote'] Q: Do I need to always look on the bright side of life? A: Okay, what am I supposed to do with this machine that goes "PING!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Okay, what am I supposed to do with this machine that goes "PING!"? Q: Where do you want this machine that goes "PONG!"? A: I hit the beach, the theatre and the mall. But enough about my grenade launcher.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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