Pariah Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' you accidentally blew up Mars.[/quote'] Q - Hmm, I seem to have misplaced my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Well, no biggie. What's the worst that could happen? A - Of course it's not original. None of my work is original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Hmm, I seem to have misplaced my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. Well, no biggie. What's the worst that could happen? A - Of course it's not original. None of my work is original. Q - Mr. Xerox, what makes you think that I would believe that this is your work? A - Faster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Faster! Q: How do you run away from a cheetah? A: He says he's a genius, but no one can tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He says he's a genius' date=' but no one can tell.[/quote'] Q: Aside from chronic hunger, what was Wile E. Coyote's biggest problem? A: A cunning plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A cunning plan. Q: What do we have to make to figure out how to cun this? A: It's a shaggy sort of story. Won't be long now 'fore that puppy goes astray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a shaggy sort of story. Won't be long now 'fore that puppy goes astray. Q: What is the lowdown on Scooby and Scrappy Doo ? A: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice Q: He didn't help me bake my pizza, now he wants to help me eat it? A: It seems to me that you are quite well fed. This indicates that you don't need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It seems to me that you are quite well fed. This indicates that you don't need it. Q - Hey, I'm all out of prime rib, can I have some of yours? A - If you ever ask me that again, I'd beat you halfway to death with a wooden spoon. And then I'll let my wife finish the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - If you ever ask me that again' date=' I'd beat you halfway to death with a wooden spoon. And then I'll let my wife finish the job.[/quote'] Q: Can I please, please, please have some of the cookie dough? A: It's a place to live your life where people go insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a place to live your life where people go insane. Q - So, how's South Carolina? A - Nothing that a glass of whiskey, a gun, and two bullets wouldn't solve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - So, how's South Carolina? A - Nothing that a glass of whiskey, a gun, and two bullets wouldn't solve. Q: So, you got ganged up on in Risk? A: It's supposed to be painful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's supposed to be painful! Q: So I'm allergic to Novocaine and getting a root canal. Is it always this bad? A: Of course, I'm forgetting the pain of getting the Novocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I'm allergic to Novocaine and getting a root canal. Is it always this bad? A: Of course, I'm forgetting the pain of getting the Novocaine. Q: If the drugs don't work, just think of your wallet. A: Laser scalpel, check. Sonic probe, check. Large club, check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So we've got a guy coming in who's allergic to Novacaine... A: I had all of my pain nerves surgically extracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So we've got a guy coming in who's allergic to Novacaine... A: I had all of my pain nerves surgically extracted. Q: What do you mean you got it all over with early? A: No, I just don't like you enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I just don't like you enough.[/quote'] Q: Why won't you do me this favor? Do you hate me or something? A: Five times a week with three different women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five times a week with three different women. Q - How often does old man Klytus play canasta these days? A - It amazes me that you people still think I actually know something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It amazes me that you people still think I actually know something! Q: Hey, Professor Plum! Have you seen Mr. Boddy lately? I was thinking he was in the Conservatory, but he's not there.... A: Doctor Campbell in the Aquarium with a Pepperoni and Black Olive Pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Doctor Campbell in the Aquarium with a Pepperoni and Black Olive Pizza. Q - Who is my blind date, where am I meeting her, and what are we having for dinner? A - Well, that's just depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Well' date=' that's just depressing.[/quote'] Q: So, to use the game's most keeno power I have to hold the X button down for a minute? A: Nobody's reactions are that fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody's reactions are that fast. Q: If he tries to shoot you, just dodge. A: They revoked the Law of Gravity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: They revoked the Law of Gravity! Q: Why is The Quantum Congress floating away? A: Except on Tuesdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Except on Tuesdays. Q: Aliens can vote, right? A: I'm a legal alien. I just emigrated from Jupiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm a legal alien. I just emigrated from Jupiter. Q - What did that guy say to get Sean Hannity so flustered? A - You're speaking. That's all I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - You're speaking. That's all I need. Q: Why'd you tell me to 'shut up'? A: I'm 99% certain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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