Basil Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everinkbody vants to keel da skvirrel. Q: Vhy is everinkbody walkink from-round viss shot-type-guns? A: It's not the worst accent I've ever heard, but it comes close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not the worst accent I've ever heard' date=' but it comes close.[/quote'] Q - Just saw Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, I take it? A - She's got more talent in her little finger than I have in my whole body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - She's got more talent in her little finger than I have in my whole body. Q: You're jealous of Paris Hilton?!? A: I think she just need to spread it out a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think she just need to spread it out a bit. Q: So as a plastic surgeon what is your advice to Roseanne Barr ? A: He doesn't like that not one bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Dr. Doom, we've come a long way in your therapy, but how do you feel about speaking in the first person?" A: Yeah, but that's what grenades are for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Dr. Doom, we've come a long way in your therapy, but how do you feel about speaking in the first person?" A: Yeah, but that's what grenades are for. Q: You do realize he's bulletproof? A: I fed him to Narf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I fed him to Narf. Q: What did you do to the cat after you shrank him ? A: Five shares is plenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five shares is plenty Q - Hey, wanna buy some General Motors stock? I'm selling it cheap! A - I've got bigger fish to fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I've got bigger fish to fry. Q: Hey Ahab ! Wanna have a mackrel supper ? A: These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. Q: What was the worst advice the now-jailed mobsters ever got? A: It isn't perfect, but it'll have to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It isn't perfect' date=' but it'll have to do.[/quote'] Q: What was the opinion of the White Star owners of the Titanic ? A: Alright so listen why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Alright so listen why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously. Q: Don't you want to hire Gummo the Clown for your corporate meeting? What, bankruptcy? Nothing a pie to the face won't fix, right? A: I'm pretty sure penguins can't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm pretty sure penguins can't do that. Q - I loved how realistic Madagascar 2 was, especially the bit with the penguins repairing the plane. Wasn't that cool? A - I asked her to marry me, she smiled and pulled out a knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I asked her to marry me' date=' she smiled and pulled out a knife.[/quote'] Q: Gee, your voice is high all of a sudden. How'd it go with Leela? A: She's not the Leela you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's not the Leela you're looking for. Q: Hey Mr Baker ! Wasn't Liz Sladen great as your assistant in that sexy outfit, using a knife and stabbing people with the Janus Thorn ? A: Let's put a smile on that face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let's put a smile on that face. Q - What phrase lets you know that The Comedian is about to ruin somebody's day? A - I have no response to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I have no response to that. Q: Do you fancy a night of unbridled passion with the NFL cheerleaders ? A: Don't forget the guy who planned the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you fancy a night of unbridled passion with the NFL cheerleaders ? A: Don't forget the guy who planned the job Q: Okay, we got two of the gunmen, the getaway driver, and the guy holding the money sack, are missing anyone? A: Even if such were not a criminal offense, at the minimum it would be considered bad manners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even if such were not a criminal offense' date=' at the minimum it would be considered bad manners.[/quote'] Q: Aren't these poison appetizers yummy-looking? Are they not just the thing for my dinner party? A: Yes, everybody in the Universe does want you to die. Including me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aren't these poison appetizers yummy-looking? Are they not just the thing for my dinner party? A: Yes, everybody in the Universe does want you to die. Including me. Q: Does the extraterrestriel message you decoded really say that? A: The Universe is out to get you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Does the extraterrestriel message you decoded really say that? A: The Universe is out to get you. Q: What fact is generally unacknowledged for the sanity of all involved? A: Moon-Brew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So now that you've opened your Werewolf bar, what are you going to have for a signature drink? A: I'm an alien. 'Days that don't end in "y"' is a perfectly acceptable answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm an alien. 'Days that don't end in "y"' is a perfectly acceptable answer. Q: You want to meet on Poslq the 12th of Glorb? When is that? A: Nobody understands a single word you say, yet you keep on talking anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want to meet on Poslq the 12th of Glorb? When is that? A: Nobody understands a single word you say, yet you keep on talking anyway. Q: Yash gub, sloo. Meska orisk ani, Yebda? A: OK, that was just lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's a predator's excuse for anything? A: Sorry, you accidently blew up Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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