BoloOfEarth Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know it's a duck' date=' cause only ducks quack. Since it quacks, it's a duck![/quote'] Q: Why do you keep calling the former vice president "DUCK" Cheney? A: That's why I can't show my face in public ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do I describe my expertise in ferocious temporary tattoos that strike fear into the hearts of babies? A: I know it's a duck, cause only ducks quack. Since it quacks, it's a duck! Q: Dude, why to you keep saying this duckcall is a real duck? A: Unicorns and Iranian Elections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why I can't show my face in public ever again. Q: Dude, did you just do something unpeakable to that cow? A: Unicorns and Iranian Elections. Q: Name two things that only work in fantasy worlds. A: Airplanes don't work. At least not by themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Airplanes don't work. At least not by themselves. Q - So now I can just sit back and enjoy the flight to Rome? A - Punish the monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Punish the monkey. Q: Do you think we should charge King Kong for what he did to New York City or just send him back to Skull Island? A: If that's a crime, then everything's a crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think we should charge King Kong for what he did to New York City or just send him back to Skull Island? A: If that's a crime, then everything's a crime. Q: What was the final argument for the defence in USA vs. God? A: I am the eggman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am the eggman. Q: She did WHAT to your reproductive system? A: I don't know but it's been said we're off to war -- we're not yet dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know but it's been said we're off to war -- we're not yet dead! Q: What did Julius Caeser say to you on the 15th of March? A: Dinobots to the rescue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Julius Caeser say to you on the 15th of March? A: Dinobots to the rescue. Q: What's your plan for dealing with the Juraisic Park breakout? A: Yeah, but that's what the dynamite is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' but that's what the dynamite is for.[/quote'] Q - Your plans for the new corporate headquarters are impressive. You DO know there's already a building at 70 Pine Street, right? A - It's harder to differentiate between the two than you might think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's harder to differentiate between the two than you might think. Q: Your plan to eliminate the Dynimo Twins is impressive. There is only one comment that I would like to mention. A: Welcome to Antimatter Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "...I think we're dead and the last thing I heard was a defeaning *KA-BOOOOM!!!*." A: "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. We sell Tomesday devices." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: "I'm sorry' date=' you have the wrong number. We sell Tomesday devices."[/quote'] Q: "Can I get a Cobalt-Sheathed Hydrogen Bomb to go, with an order of fries and a Dr. Pepper?" A: "I'm sorry to disappoint you. You can have fries with everything except that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: "I'm sorry to disappoint you. You can have fries with everything except that." Q - Can I get an order of fries with my fries? And maybe a few more fries on the side? A - I'm pretty sure that's not what she had in mind when she said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Can I get a Cobalt-Sheathed Hydrogen Bomb to go, with an order of fries and a Dr. Pepper?" A: "I'm sorry to disappoint you. You can have fries with everything except that." Q: "I want a MegaBurger with a side of Mutation...And some fries." A: "You lost a camel *WHERE?!?!?*?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Can I get an order of fries with my fries? And maybe a few more fries on the side? A - I'm pretty sure that's not what she had in mind when she said that. Q: Where can I find some more blankets? My girlfriend just said she's cold. Q: "I want a MegaBurger with a side of Mutation...And some fries." A: "You lost a camel *WHERE?!?!?*? Q: I'm sure I left him in this car park..? Or was it the one around the corner? A: It turned left, tiptoed along the foothills, then dove straight for Boise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Exactly *How* does a collosal dragon *Hide*??? A: No, really, it was like that when I found it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' really, it was like that when I found it![/quote'] Q: How did you manage to break the Hope Diamond? A: I wouldn't buy it if it were free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't buy it if it were free. Q: Rat on a Stick! Rat on a Stick right here! Only two coppers! How many can I get you, sir? A: Albatross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Albatross! Q: Did you just say you saw Alcatraz flying by??? A: Norwegian Blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Norwegian Blue. Q: Wow, that girl has the loveliest plumage I've ever seen. What did you say her name was? A: Just an Idle thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's keeping your mental motor spinning? A: Only if you cut the Octarine wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if you cut the Octarine wire. Q - Is it possible to disarm a mystically-enhanced fission bomb? A - For fifteen dollars, I'd do it myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Is it possible to disarm a mystically-enhanced fission bomb? A - For fifteen dollars, I'd do it myself! Q - I'll castrate you for only 15 dollars, mister. A - No mayo, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - No mayo' date=' thanks.[/quote'] Q: We can recommend many clinics for your problem, have you any particular in mind ? A: I know why you choose to have your little, ahem, group therapy sessions in broad daylight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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