death tribble Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I used to be able to do that. Q: What must you never say when your cat or dog is washing themselves ? A: Alright tootsie, you're taking a dive with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Alright tootsie' date=' you're taking a dive with me.[/quote'] Q: Alright, I give up. What is your pickup line for using at the local pool? A: I hope that you like who you are. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hope that you like who you are. Q: What are your comments for being Deadpool? A: Your turn to feed to komono dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your turn to feed to komono dragon. Q - What, exactly, does 'monitor duty' involve? A - All right, slap me. I deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - All right' date=' slap me. I deserve it.[/quote'] Q: How dare you call me a "convenience item" while we're standing at the altar like this? A: I do, or rather I will. But not just now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I do' date=' or rather I will. But not just now.[/quote'] Q: Do you Michael Hopcroft take Megan Fox to be your lawful wedded wife ? A: It was trying to reach a private number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you Michael Hopcroft take Megan Fox to be your lawful wedded wife ? A: It was trying to reach a private number Q: What did Number Six want, Number Two? A: No, I want you to die slowly and horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I want you to die slowly and horribly.[/quote'] Q: So President Obama do you expect me to pay back the bail out money ? A: Hmm ? And there it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hmm ? And there it goes. Q - Are you really just going to sit there humming while our city goes up in flames? A - I'm forced to agree that this is a disturbing trend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm forced to agree that this is a disturbing trend. Q: What do you mean people are voting in honest politicians who are doing the right thing for the country and not whar a lobbyist wants ? A: Don't forget the guy who planned the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't forget the guy who planned the job. Q: We caught all of these mooks bulling the bank job. What more do you want? A: He brought a knife to a gunfight... and won! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He brought a knife to a gunfight... and won! Q: Did you see him? He's Howard Blatzenfeiner, creator of the fully automatic chain-driven Kampfmesser launcher, with 300-blade-per-minute rate of fire! A: He's out of the drunk tank now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's out of the drunk tank now. Q: What happened to the guy at the carnival who filled the dunk tank with vodka? A: He justified it as "Garbage In, Garbage Out". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: He justified it as "Garbage In' date=' Garbage Out".[/quote'] Q: How can the President justify a penal system that is nothing more than a revolving door summer camp to teach criminals how to commit more serious crimes? A: It's your doody, and no one else can do it for you. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's your doody' date=' and no one else can do it for you.[/quote'] Q: What new phrase on Letterman got him the death sentence from the Taliban ? A: You remind me of my father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You remind me of my father. Q - Hey Luke, why don't you like me? A - Don't crash the ambulance, whatever you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Don't crash the ambulance' date=' whatever you do.[/quote'] Q: What is one of the main things to remember in the Ghostbusters Video game ? A: Funny it didn't dial out to 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Funny it didn't dial out to 911. Q - So you've increased productivity by blocking certain numbers from your employees' work phones; any problems with that? A - I have no idea why I'm up this early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I have no idea why I'm up this early. Q: So who wants afternoon tea ? Why Count Dracula ! What are you doing here ? A: No, I'm done here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I'm done here[/quote'] Q: Now that we've had this huge party, you'll help clean up, right? A: A balloon light-sabre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So who wants afternoon tea ? Why Count Dracula ! What are you doing here ? A: No, I'm done here Q: Shall we get going, or do you wish to traumatize more people with your mere presence? A: I told you not to stick that in your ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A balloon light-sabre Q: What is the latest weapon of mass destruction according to GWB ? A: I told you not to stick that in your ear. Q: I'm sorry what did you say only I have this elephant in my ear ? A: Down, I said stay down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Down' date=' I said stay down there.[/quote'] Q: Pant Pant Pant Pant Panr AROOOOO! What a view from the couch, bark bark! What's wrong, Master? A: I didn't expect making talking collars for dogs would cause this much trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't expect making talking collars for dogs would cause this much trouble. Q - I'm sorry, but did your dog just make a pass at my leg? A - This is the wrong tool. In fact, never use this tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - This is the wrong tool. In fact' date=' never use this tool.[/quote'] Q: Here we are in the spaceship fuel testing facility. Say, what's that implement for? A: Sorry, this is Schlachthof 6. You're looking for number 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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