DocMan Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We exiled the Mouseketeers to Mars. Q: Why is it that Martian Manhunters are so skilled at killing humans? A: It is my latest project for Medaeval Arts and Crafts! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is my latest project for Medaeval Arts and Crafts! Q: Why did you give yourself the plague? A: The Panama Canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Panama Canal. Q: What takes on an entirely different meaning in the context of Central American porn? A: Only if done with runestones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only if done with runestones. Q: Dear Miss Manners, is it OK if I go to the Elder Thing Dance while cross-dressing? A: You can do that, but you have to blow your brains out afterward, in some place other than here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can do that' date=' but you have to blow your brains out afterward, in some place other than here.[/quote'] Q: Gee, this is a nice, clean apartment. Mind if I betray my country while making passionate love to you, ma'am? A: If it wasn't so funny, it would be too cruel to bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If it wasn't so funny' date=' it would be too cruel to bear.[/quote'] Q: I don't get it. What's wrong with shooting circus bears in clown costumes at the enemy? It lets us use the trebuchet! A: As long as you use lube. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: As long as you use lube. Q: And when we go in is there anything else that will making the flow better? A: Just pen and bare it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just pen and bare it. Q: What did you say to get her to pose nude while she draws? A: A hundred times, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A hundred times' date=' maybe.[/quote'] Q: How often did a true fanboy see Star Wars? A: Days like this make me glad to be heterosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Days like this make me glad to be heterosexual. Q: I heard there was a frenzied pack of nymphos in town looking for "victims." A: Without my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Days like this make me glad to be heterosexual. Q: How did you get booked into the same hotel as the Nymphomaniacs Anonymous convention? A: Like a package of cheap bacon. Nothing but white fat, and few angry red veins running across it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Without my hands. Q: What's the most difficult way to eat fried chicken? A: it doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried. Just eat it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a package of cheap bacon. Nothing but white fat' date=' and few angry red veins running across it.[/quote'] Q: So how does your newborn baby look? A: it doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried. Just eat it! Q: I don't remember ordering the fried hippopotamus intestines... Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Psst! Doc! Give us an Answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now that I've posted' date=' someone will be along shortly to correct everything I've just said [/quote'] Q: What evidence to you have that DocMan is being unfairly persecuted? A: I forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I forgot. Q: Didn't I tell you not to push the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button? Well, didn't I? A: So this is what it's like when there isn't a Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't I tell you not to push the jolly' date=' candy-like History Eraser Button? Well, [i']didn't I[/i]? A: So this is what it's like when there isn't a Universe. Q: Dude, why are we adrift in plain white nothingness? A: I personally think the Republicans and Democrats should move closer to the middle of the road...preferably just before rush hour traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: So this is what it's like when there isn't a Universe. Q: Nothing but hip-hop and Palin-McCain campaign ads, uncountably many poodles yapping away, posters saying "Dick Cheney Loves YOU but it's Azathoth's picture on them instead of Cheney's," nothing to drink but Snapple's peach-flavored iced tea, nothing to eat but Vegemite on store-brand saltines, everyone's dressed in black spandex, three people in every eight are trying to sell me home refinance or a Hummer, I'm in a gaming group but it's D&D4 and everyone else is playing 17th-level Halfling Artful Dodger Rogues, and there's no toilet paper in the john. Is this place in Limbo or what? A: Hey, it's better than being on McGuire AFB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I personally think the Republicans and Democrats should move closer to the middle of the road...preferably just before rush hour traffic. Q: And why did you choose not to vote this year, Ms. Patrick? A: Hey' date=' it's better than being on McGuire AFB.[/quote'] Q: Doesn't it suck being assigned to the USS McGuinn? A: Of all the people to name a naval vessel after, he's not the best candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Of all the people to name a naval vessel after' date=' he's not the best candidate.[/quote'] Q: Can you believe that I have been assigned to the USS Downer? A: Senator Organa, I can see the Death Star overhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you believe that I have been assigned to the USS Downer? A: Senator Organa, I can see the Death Star overhead. Q: Why should I stop planning for my retirement? A: We stuck the world's largest carving knife on one end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We stuck the world's largest carving knife on one end. Q: Why should we be fleeing the world's largest chefbot now that it's out of control? A: This is a good time to invest in agriculture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a good time to invest in agriculture. Q: What does it mean when mad cow disease runs rampant? A: Blue Moons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Blue Moons. Q: The Smurfs stopped wearing pants? What's that all about? A: Nothing. Never mind. In fact, forget I said anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing. Never mind. In fact' date=' forget I said anything.[/quote'] Q: Now we will move onto our next topic. What were we just talking about? A: Capt. Sheridan, there are a dozen shdowships outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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