Michael Hopcroft Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Long ago in the neighbor's house. . . Q: Where and when did you lose it? A: "It" can be anything you want "It" to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where and when did you lose it? A: "It" can be anything you want "It" to be. Q: Why are you so calm about your daughter losing "It" to the garbage man?! A: There will be serious repercussions from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: There will be serious repercussions from this. Q: Is that my chocolate in your peanut butter? A: If you survive, it's only accidental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that my chocolate in your peanut butter? A: If you survive, it's only accidental. Q: You want me to make my way through a hall of one thousand spinning blades blindfolded? A: Frielly, ace of fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Frielly, ace of fries. Q: So KISS bought out McDonalds and changed all the Characters? A: I did NOT NOT say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So KISS bought out McDonalds and changed all the Characters? A: I did NOT NOT say that. Q: Did you just say you were available anywhere, anytime, for any kink? A: Mechanized Squirrels with Blasters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mechanized Squirrels with Blasters! Q: How can you tell the writers on Doctor Who are getting desperate? A: It was not built for committees of five to steer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was not built for committees of five to steer. Q - So, did you find out what was wrong with Congress yet? A - I'm doing science, and I'm still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm doing science' date=' and I'm still alive.[/quote'] Q: What makes you think Baron Klaus von Wulfenbach has forgotten about you? A: So you've invented the Incredible Falling Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: So you've invented the Incredible Falling Machine. Q - Agatha, will you quit screaming?! (BTW, which book is that from, Book 2? Just curious.) A - The king's stinking son fired me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - The king's stinking son fired me! Q: Why are you the unhappiest bullet on the battlefield? A: I believe I can start with saying that you didn't make the connections safe enough. And that's why we're stuck in Limbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I believe I can start with saying that you didn't make the connections safe enough. And that's why we're stuck in Limbo. Q: Can you hear me now? A: The Cybertron Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you hear me now? A: The Cybertron Times. Q: Which paper can be enjoyed in broadsheet, standard or pamphlet - simultaneously? A: I'm not a good inventor. None of my inventions is used for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not a good inventor. None of my inventions is used for good. Q - Why so depressed, Mr. Nobel? A - "Alcohol related" would be my guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Why so depressed' date=' Mr. Nobel? A - "Alcohol related" would be my guess. Q: What's the bast way to describe an accident involving 21 sex toys and 21 000 pounds of lubricant? A: It's an unfortunate consequence of being perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's an unfortunate consequence of being perfect. Q: Why do you find everything so boring? A: You must admit that it's not going to be easy making this particular type of cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You must admit that it's not going to be easy making this particular type of cake. Q: Why are you trying to make the Earth Cake? A: the Times of Galifray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: the Times of Galifray. Q: This newspaper is from five years from now! Where did you get these stories? A: In space, nobody can hear you eat a bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: In space, nobody can hear you eat a bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce. Q: You came all the way to Cape Canaveral just to get away from your cat? A: It's telepathy,I swear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You came all the way to Cape Canaveral just to get away from your cat? A: It's telepathy,I swear! Q: How did your cat get to the ISS just in time to swipe your bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce? A: You have the relationship reversed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You have the relationship reversed. Q: How long have you owned your cat? A: If that isn't a true statement, I'll eat the desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If that isn't a true statement' date=' I'll eat the desk.[/quote'] Q: "That which is intuitively obvious to the dullest of minds must be true"? What sort of fundamental postulate about the nature of reality is that? A: Three pages in Flyspeck 3 font isn't a good set of emergency response instructions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three pages in Flyspeck 3 font isn't a good set of emergency response instructions. Q: Why won't you fly Bureaucracy Airlines? A: We must have a rule for every contingency, even the impossible ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: We must have a rule for every contingency' date=' even the impossible ones.[/quote'] Q: "In case we are the false vacuum, for the femtosecond in which it takes our entire Universe to decay into an exponentially-growing mass at temperatures where nucleons themselves are photodisintegrated instantaneously, remain calm and meditate on the phrase, 'Higgs boson'." WHAT SORT OF HAZARD PROCEDURE IS THIS? A: That's a different Final Four than the one that's been in the news lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a different Final Four than the one that's been in the news lately. Q - Bemidji State, Miami of Ohio, Boston University, and Vermont? That's the Final Four? A - Wow, I guess it's colder in here than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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