Tim Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: What makes you think I care what you think? Q: Speaker Polosi, YOu said you wanted a bi-artisan bill but only listens to your fellow Dems. I don't think that is Bi-Partisan. A: I got a silver shaft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I got a silver shaft Q: Anyone got ideas on how to trap Robin Hood? A: Slightly less for people we don't like, and a little bit more for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Slightly less for people we don't like' date=' and a little bit more for me.[/quote'] Q - I understand you're still hiring. How much do you pay? A - It's only twenty-five pages, what's the big deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - I understand you're still hiring. How much do you pay? A - It's only twenty-five pages, what's the big deal? Q: My Lord, the king has asked that you stop taking advantage of the servants. A: Louis the 221st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Louis the 221st. Q - Who was the first person beheaded in the 2873 Rebellion of New Paris? A - Up against the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Up against the wall. Q: Where do you want this "New Revolutionaries" poster? A: If there is such a thing as a worst imaginable name for a rock-and-roll band, you've found it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: If there is such a thing as a worst imaginable name for a rock-and-roll band' date=' you've found it.[/quote'] Q: What do you think of the new group - The Congressionals? A: The Congressionals are going to be in town tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Congressionals are going to be in town tonight. Q: it's the dead of winter. Why are you heading out to the woods? A: This is not a good time to annoy Mr. Bumble Crumble the Rumble-Tumble Man. (The Congressionals isn't that bad a name. After all, The Presidents of the United States of America did just fine....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: it's the dead of winter. Why are you heading out to the woods? A: This is not a good time to annoy Mr. Bumble Crumble the Rumble-Tumble Man. (The Congressionals isn't that bad a name. After all, The Presidents of the United States of America did just fine....) Q: Corporate advice in Toyland: A: I wouldn't go that far. Probably just midiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't go that far. Probably just midiot. Q - Whoever thought up this bailout idea must be a full-blown idiot. A - I'll take my reward in iridium ingots, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Whoever thought up this bailout idea must be a full-blown idiot. A - I'll take my reward in iridium ingots, please. Q: How do you know you offered too much? A: Flaming Galahs. No, literally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flaming Galahs. No' date=' literally![/quote'] Q: So what did your wife pack you for lunch? A: It's a fluffy pink bird with furry white feet. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a fluffy pink bird with furry white feet. Q - So, tell me about the Detroit Lions' new mascot for the 2009 season. A - You should be so lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - You should be so lucky. Q: So I didn't win the lottery. Will I have to be fed to the boa constrictor now? A: The long and winding road that leads to your door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The long and winding road that leads to your door. Q: Allright, coppers! Ya got me. But answer me this: My hideout was so well hidden, what trail did you follow? A: Fortunately, I have a spare leg for just such occasions. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 17, 2009 Report Share Posted February 17, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fortunately' date=' I have a spare leg for just such occasions.[/quote'] Q: How did you win the three legged race? A: The root of all beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The root of all beer. Q: What are Hops good for, anyway? A: Tell all the people that you see it's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tell all the people that you see it's just me. Q: The entire capital is filled with your clones! What do we do now? A: That's not where you connect the electrodes! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not where you connect the electrodes! Q: Boss, The toilet seat's good and hot! Did you hear Riley scream just now? A: And in the end, it all breaks down to bathroom humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Boss, The toilet seat's good and hot! Did you hear Riley scream just now? A: And in the end, it all breaks down to bathroom humor. Q: Did you read the 2000 page report by the ICJ? A: Flaming, flying cowpats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flaming' date=' flying cowpats.[/quote'] Q: What happens when you give flamethrowers to cattle? A: Even Girl Cow gets the Blues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Even Girl Cow gets the Blues. Q: So, Raging Bull, how did your girlfriend take the news that you're now going to be known as The Steer? A: Another heaping helping of BLAM! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Another heaping helping of BLAM! Q: What is the recommended solution when dealing with RegnoMan? A: the Springer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: the Springer Q: Who is the nemesis of inbred supervillains? A: She's just the girl you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is the nemesis of inbred supervillains? A: She's just the girl you want. Q: Do you know why I'm chasing Sexpot? A: Not want, NEED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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