Tim Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's worth frighting over. Q: What was the Greek's unanimous opinion of Helen? A: A face that sunk a thousand ships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: A face that sunk a thousand ships. Q: Describe the appearance of the kraken. A: Not all it's cracked up to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not all it's cracked up to be. Q - What do you think of the San Andreas Fault? A - This is definitely not the Enterprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What do you think of the San Andreas Fault? A - This is definitely not the Enterprise. Q: So what did you think of the Ark Royal? A: Peppermint to one side, Spearmint to the other; stuck in the middle with chew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Peppermint to one side' date=' Spearmint to the other; stuck in the middle with chew.[/quote'] Q - So, how was your tour of the Wrigley's factory? A - Fools to the left of me, feeders to the right. I need a new job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - So, how was your tour of the Wrigley's factory? A - Fools to the left of me, feeders to the right. I need a new job. Q: Name Londo Mollari's best quote from season one. A: I'll look up into your lifeless eyes and wave - like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name Londo Mollari's best quote from season one. Correct! (With the possible exception of his Festival speech ending in "...but in purple, I am stunning!") You must spread Rep yadda yadda yadda.... A: I'll look up into your lifeless eyes and wave - like this. Q - What's the very last thing you want to see heading into the afterlife? A - A glass of whiskey, a gun, and two bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - A glass of whiskey' date=' a gun, and two bullets.[/quote'] Q: You IDIOT! You forgot the nukes? No beer? No babes? What sort of armed tyrant are you? Did you bring anything fun or useful? A: Plankton do not make good burden beasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You IDIOT! You forgot the nukes? No beer? No babes? What sort of armed tyrant are you? Did you bring anything fun or useful? A: Plankton do not make good burden beasts. Q: What do you think of these nifty microscopic saddles the company is manufacturing? A: It's The Quicker Liquor-Upper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's The Quicker Liquor-Upper. Q - Why on Earth would you mix amphetamines with Scotch?! A - Boy, that was a surprise, wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Boy' date=' that was a surprise, wasn't it?[/quote'] Q: What was your initial response to Ace Rimmer? A: A large red cylindrical mining ship is on radar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was your initial response to Ace Rimmer? A: A large red cylindrical mining ship is on radar. Q: What just crushed the company clerk? A: Welcome to the end of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Welcome to the end of your life. Q: Man, that hurt. Hey who are you? What are you doing just standing there? And I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you look aweful. Nothing but skin and bones. Well, bones anyway. So, are you going to say anything? A: Old men and walking luggage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Old men and walking luggage. Q: What did you find at the Unseen Academy? A: The mice want a word with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The mice want a word with you. Q - What is it now, Trillian? A - The yellow brick road to nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What is it now, Trillian? A - The yellow brick road to nowhere. Q) They're doing a heavy metal version of The Wizard of Oz and Ozzy Osborne's gonna be in it? A) My little boy came to headquarters last week. I didn't smile at him, because he's a useless whiney geek. I really don't care, in fact I wish him well, because living with Katsuragi has to be a kind of Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A) My little boy came to headquarters last week. I didn't smile at him' date=' because he's a useless whiney geek. I really don't care, in fact I wish him well, because living with Katsuragi has to be a kind of Hell.[/i'] Q: Is that a show-stopper or a book number from Evangelion: the Musical? A: You didn't believe me when I told you they made Sailor Moon musicals. Now you know better, and your mind may never recover. You shouldn't have watched it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: You didn't believe me when I told you they made Sailor Moon musicals. Now you know better' date=' and your mind may never recover. You shouldn't have [i']watched it[/i]. Q: Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn! Hastur Hastur Hastur! AAAAAAAH!!! It's not working! Come on, Azathoth! Yog-Sothoth, hear me! Cast our world into Unbeing! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! PLEASE!!!!!! A: All told, it's better than sitting though a grad-level macroeconomics course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: All told' date=' it's better than sitting though a grad-level macroeconomics course.[/quote'] Q: How did you like your root canal? I hope the lack of anesthetic didn't bother you. Are you all right? A: Nuns! Nuns! They're EVERYWHERE! NUNS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nuns! Nuns! They're EVERYWHERE! NUNS! Q: It looks like you have something to say at this monastery. What could it possibly be? A: Welcome to the Hellmouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It looks like you have something to say at this monastery. What could it possibly be? A: Welcome to the Hellmouth. Q: What's the last thing you want to hear when you're NOT the Slayer? A: That was your appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was your appeal. Q: Death sentence for jaywalking, to be carried out immediately? Wait a second! Where's my appeal? A: And you don't want to know what we do to hitchhikers in this county, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And you don't want to know what we do to hitchhikers in this county' date=' son.[/quote'] Q: What's with all the skeletons impaled on old tractor mufflers? A: I saw that happen once. That wasn't nearly as bad as listening to it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And you don't want to know what we do to hitchhikers in this county' date=' son.[/quote'] Q: For spitting in the streets we will have someone with a rusty dull knive and no anesthetic cut into your intestines. Is there anything else that you would like to be told? A: That is for the doppleganger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is for the doppleganger. ((Doh!)) Q: Why is there a second claymore mine set up outside the CEO's private washroom? [ revert to my answer above ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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