Pariah Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The chickens didn't work out' date=' either.[/quote'] Q: Why is all this poultry so flabby? A: Stake and eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 24, 2009 Report Share Posted January 24, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stake and eggs. Q: What is a vampire-fighter's favorite breakfast? A: Flat-jacks and maple syrup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flat-jacks and maple syrup. Q: What's the breakfast of choice at the Flat Earth Society's annual convention? A: Actually, I said I wanted sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Actually, I said I wanted sausages. Q: Sir? Were you the one who ordered Sauce and Cheese? A: I'm lucky if the waitress can even count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm lucky if the waitress can even count. Q: Manager, what kind of a place are you running here? I ordered two grilled cheese sandwiches and the waitress brought me a two bowls of broccoli soup! A: She wasn't hired for her personality. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: She wasn't hired for her personality. Q - What kind of Replicant is this, just a basic pleasure model? A - I have no idea what to say now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I have no idea what to say now. Q: Teva loguskia babor shinkil! Evala? Evala? Sosu krimea elava? A: It was all Geek to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was all Geek to me. Q - What did he mean when he said, "One person in 100 understands hexidecimal; the other 255 won't get this joke"? A - When they invented the term 'nerdcore', I think that's what they were talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - What did he mean when he said, "One person in 100 understands hexidecimal; the other 255 won't get this joke"? A - When they invented the term 'nerdcore', I think that's what they were talking about. Q: Did you know he holds the world record on Tetris? A: Nobody understands me, thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody understands me' date=' thankfully.[/quote'] Q: Are you swearing in Cantonese? A: There are no strong words in English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are no strong words in English. Q: Can you find a crude noun by extracting four consecutive letters from the name of the language you're speaking now? A: I wouldn't know; I'm from the Northfarthing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't know; I'm from the Northfarthing. Q: How do you get to Southpound from here? A: I wouldn't look that up in Wikipedia if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't look that up in Wikipedia if I were you. Q: How can I find out information about the Ottoman Empire? A: When you talked about the Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon, I knew you weren't talking about his college education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: When you talked about the Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon' date=' I knew you weren't talking about his college education.[/quote'] Q - What makes you think I'm a fangirl? A - That's a lot of bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's a lot of bull. Q: Who ordered this three-ton heifer? A: And then they hit him on the head and turned him into Deli Slices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who ordered this three-ton heifer? A: And then they hit him on the head and turned him into Deli Slices. Q: What ever happened to the Hammer, anyway? They captured him in issue 72... A: Le Pun-Pun strikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Le Pun-Pun strikes! Q: What was the battle cry of that supervillian that was the French version of the Joker? A: I've found the problem: this isn't a jelly donut. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've found the problem: this isn't a jelly donut. Q: Why won't my newest invention work? A: I'm warm from the memory of days to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm warm from the memory of days to come. Q - So you've seen the future. Tell me, does it end in ice, or in fire? A - Everybody else bailed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - So you've seen the future. Tell me, does it end in ice, or in fire? A - Everybody else bailed out. Q: Why are you the only bail bondsman in town? A: Flaming cow dung, flying through the air... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flaming cow dung' date=' flying through the air...[/quote'] Q: How do you use a catapult to combine bio-warfare and incendiary bombardment? A: Ghosts hold the young child's fragile, egg-shell mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ghosts hold the young child's fragile' date=' egg-shell mind.[/quote'] Q - If she's really watching "Casper the Friendly Ghost" cartoons, why is she screaming? A - I had to kick it a couple of times, but it works now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - I had to kick it a couple of times' date=' but it works now.[/quote'] Q: I cannot believe that you got the universe running. How did you pull that off? A: Set phasors to flambe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Set phasors to flambe. Q: What order did Captain Kirk give the landing party on Endor? A: Anyone who gets in my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Anyone who gets in my way. Q: Miss Muffet, who frightens you the most? A: Kurds and whey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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