Basil Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That can be known by none. Q: What do priests wear under their cassocks? A: But his intentions are honorable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do priests wear under their cassocks? A: But his intentions are honorable! Q) Judge Ito, you let the Joker off with a warning? WHY?!?!?! A) A broom and a waste bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A) A broom and a waste bucket. Q: What do I need to clean up in this town? A: If they fall down, it'll be funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If they fall down' date=' it'll be funnier.[/quote'] Q: Why is there no death in TOON? A: Waterfalls, as a general rule, don't fall up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Waterfalls, as a general rule, don't fall up. Q: Why are you so sure that's a fountain? A: OK, so maybe it is a waterfall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK' date=' so maybe it is a waterfall.[/quote'] Q: This raft is gonna fall off! Why aren't you paddling? A: So that's how you can laugh when you know I'm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's how you can laugh when you know I'm down. Q: Please pay attention this time---I stand with my feet shoulder-width apart, hold my hands in loose fists and put them on my hips, lean back slightly, throw my head back, open my mouth wide and go Mwahahahaha!. A: Not "crawl through the heating ducts" again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not "crawl through the heating ducts" again!! Great, some idiot forgot to include stairs when they were designing this space station. Getting to the power control platform is going to be a little uncomfortable. Are you ready? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Pssst, Pariah! You forgot the next Answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Sorry! A: That's the most boneheaded mistake I've seen anyone make in the last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's the most boneheaded mistake I've seen anyone make in the last week. Q: ... And to make a long story short, I ended up putting the onions in her lingerie drawer. So how dead am I now? A: All in all, I think you should be happy you got off that easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: All in all' date=' I think you should be happy you got off that easily.[/quote'] Q: I was shot, stabbed, suffocated, bludgeoned and strangled. All for stealing Catwoman's panties. Did I really deserve this? A: Oh to be in Gondor now that Spring is here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh to be in Gondor now that Spring is here. Q: So what are your plans for spring break? A: That was supposed to be hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was supposed to be hard. Q: How did you like your one-minute egg? A: The trade deadline has passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The trade deadline has passed. Q: What do you mean, Dr. Satan, that you won't accept my soul for an A in your course? Last week I saw you accept five such contracts from pre-med students. A: For you, special price. Twice as much as the guy before you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: For you' date=' special price. Twice as much as the guy before you.[/quote'] Q: What did Dr. Doom say to his lawyers? A: But Mom, all the other kids get to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But Mom' date=' all the other kids get to. [/quote'] Q: Did you really think I would let you blow up the Earth? A: To prove my love for you, I have destroyed the Moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: To prove my love for you' date=' I have destroyed the Moon![/quote'] Q: What's the sweetest thing you could say to a werewolf? A: Son of a *@#&$!! must pay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed Prophet Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does the IRS really think while they're auditing you? A: Cheese and pasta... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cheese and pasta... Q: What is this macaroni & Cheese missing that'll make it tasty? A: This bill is an outrage! If I were you, I wouldn't pay it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This bill is an outrage! If I were you' date=' I wouldn't pay it.[/quote'] Q: Well, I thought that argument was quite pleasant. What did you think? A: Power Girl vs. Mary Marvel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, I thought that argument was quite pleasant. What did you think? A: Power Girl vs. Mary Marvel Q: And next on "Fanboy Theatre"... A: No, I don't know what I'm doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I don't know what I'm doing.[/quote'] Q: I'm so glad the department could send down an expert to help disarm this bomb for us! You are an expert, right? A: That's why they call me 'Mister Incredible'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why they call me 'Mister Incredible'. Q: It's incredible that you would show up in that outfit. What made you do it? A: . . . And on to the rest of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It's incredible that you would show up in that outfit. What made you do it? A: . . . And on to the rest of the universe. Q: Hey jack, did you hear about the Penguin in the New Jersey sewers? A: It's like having your privates dipped in liquid nitrogen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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