Cancer Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: she's a wild beast in bed. Q: Umm ... this looks bad. You're naked from the waist down, with a two-gallon jug of vegetable oil, in your bedroom, with a rabid wolverine in a gunny sack. Dare I ask? A: Reply hazy, ask again later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Reply hazy' date=' ask again later.[/quote'] Q: What is the secret of everything, O Great Guru? A: It's on the label, you moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you lather, rinse and repeat 'till your hair fell out? A: Because the gerbils are trying to take over the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you lather, rinse and repeat 'till your hair fell out? A: Because the gerbils are trying to take over the world! Q: Why did you try to blow up the habitrail? A: Nobody knows the trouble I seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody knows the trouble I seen. Q: Why can't you make a living judging bubble-dice-game tournaments? A: Nothing says love like sending your dog to the taxidermist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 3, 2007 Report Share Posted March 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't you make a living judging bubble-dice-game tournaments? A: Nothing says love like sending your dog to the taxidermist. Q: Sir, do you have any idea of how much you're going to have to pay in repairs to my shop? A: It's a total eclipse of the smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a total eclipse of the smart. Q: What did the astronomer call his "blonde" moment? A: I'm running down a dream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the astronomer call his "blonde" moment? A: I'm running down a dream! Q) Why are you chasing Dusty Rhoads? A) Be a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A) Be a man. Q) What are the qualifications to assert paternity of Anna Nicole's baby? A) Over 275 Billion Served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A) Over 275 Billion Served. Q: How many men have claimed Paternaty over Anna Nicole's daughter? A: He wears a pair of silver wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many men have claimed Paternaty over Anna Nicole's daughter? A: He wears a pair of silver wings. Q: How can you tell Cap is getting a bit older? A: K.R.O.M. 2.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: K.R.O.M. 2.0 Q: How do you know high tech is really taking off in Aquilonia? A: The impossible just takes a little bit longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The impossible just takes a little bit longer. Q: So Mcgyver is getting older but not ready for retirement in your opinion? A: bubblegum and toothpaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: bubblegum and toothpaste. Q: Name two items it is vital to know the difference between. A: I'm here to use toothpaste and kick *** -- and I'm out of toothpaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you sharpen your toothbrush? A: Two trombones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two trombones. Q: You robbed the Wells Fargo wagon to River City? Cool! What did you score? A: He's a fake, and he doesn't know the territory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You robbed the Wells Fargo wagon to River City? Cool! What did you score? A: He's a fake, and he doesn't know the territory! Q:What was the most common phrase on Survivor: Anna Nicole Smith? A: Buck Naked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Buck Naked! Q: What did Wilma Derring say when Colonel Rodgers got out of the shower? A: It's all but unfillable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Wilma Derring say when Colonel Rodgers got out of the shower? A: It's all but unfillable. Q: Why did they name the new sinkhole "Rush Limbaugh?" A: It's the nature of the Atomic Age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the nature of the Atomic Age. Q: Snow in July? A: It is rounding up the rear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's the new excercise program working out for ya? A: She's not been the same since the pumpkin incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's not been the same since the pumpkin incident. Q: How is ALice taking SS's binges of debauchery? A: Speak for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the kettle tell the pot to do? A: A mosquito, an airplane, and a duck, but not Cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A mosquito' date=' an airplane, and a duck, but not Cap.[/quote'] Q: What things ave wings that work? A: You cannot deny it. You are a dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What things ave wings that work? A: You cannot deny it. You are a dinosaur. Q: I CHOOSE to have a secondary large nerve cluser in my rump to assist my walnut sized brain, it's fashionable, got it? A: smells like poo gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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