Michael Hopcroft Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd like to begin this interview Q: Well, that bottle of Scotch went down easy. Got anything to say, Ms. Walters? A: By opening your mouth, you have removed all remaining doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Well, that bottle of Scotch went down easy. Got anything to say, Ms. Walters? A: By opening your mouth, you have removed all remaining doubt. Q: You sure I have halitosis? A: The living will envy the dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You sure I have halitosis? A: The living will envy the dead! Q: What is the usual tagline for A Celine Dion concert ? A: I'd like you to step outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the usual tagline for A Celine Dion concert ? A: I'd like you to step outside Q: What's the most feared euphemism among starship crewmen? A: There's a time and a place for this, and it's not here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the most feared euphemism among starship crewmen? A: There's a time and a place for this, and it's not here! Q: Gee Mr Earnhardt, why don't we make out in your car during the race ? A: Since you weren't able to be on time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did I miss the big event here on the boards? A: The starter has a short in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did I miss the big event here on the boards? A: The starter has a short in it. Q: What do you call it when the lead driver can't reach the pedals? A: Just say no to McDonalds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What alerted the FBI that someone was mind controlling Senators and Congressman ? A: She will not be paid the same disrespect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What alerted the FBI that someone was mind controlling Senators and Congressman ? A: She will not be paid the same disrespect Q: And if it is merely Death Tribble's girlfriend? A: Cloudy skies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the weather like this morning? A: DST has changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: DST has changed. Q: What's this "Spring Up, Fall Down" business all about? A: And if I'd wanted your opinion, Mr. Howard, I'd be running for Prime Minister of Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's this "Spring Up, Fall Down" business all about? A: And if I'd wanted your opinion, Mr. Howard, I'd be running for Prime Minister of Australia. Q: Say Dick, what did George say to that duck that made the Secret Service promote you ? A: There is a heightened need at the Attorney General's office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say Dick, what did George say to that duck that made the Secret Service promote you ? A: There is a heightened need at the Attorney General's office Q: Where'd all the idiots go? A: One's smooth, one's crunchy and one's inedible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: One's smooth' date=' one's crunchy and one's inedible.[/quote'] Q: Name the three different varieties of peanut butter, including the green one. A: Look, I don't care if you do have a pass. You can't bring a briefcase like that into the War Room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name the three different varieties of peanut butter, including the green one. A: Look, I don't care if you do have a pass. You can't bring a briefcase like that into the War Room. Q: But it's only a few pounds of Plutonium, and I have a pass! A: Yeah, they don't believe in me either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' they don't believe in me either.[/quote'] Q: What was Santa overheard saying to the Tooth Fairy? A: Blue, green, and an ugly shade of yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: She wore WHAT to the party ? A: Terminal Velocity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Terminal Velocity. Q: What is the technical term for the speed one has when dashing to catch a plane in a large airport? A: Not that bog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that bog. Q: If I out the body in this pond ful of cranberries, will it keep forvere like I'm told? A: Sticks and stones may break my bones -- so put them down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If I out the body in this pond ful of cranberries, will it keep forvere like I'm told? A: Sticks and stones may break my bones -- so put them down! Q: Why don't we just throw down rubble until the pit's shallow enough for you to climb out? A: I'm having a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm having a good time. Q: Why are you sure that something awful is goingto happen? A: sex will get you everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you sure that something awful is goingto happen? A: sex will get you everywhere. Q: How'd you get past the six guard dogs? A: Love is not the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Love is not the answer. Q: What is not the answer? A: Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is not the answer? A: Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. Q: What do you mean sea shells are a monopoly here? A: Then you'll go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Then you'll go blind. Q: Hey! Watch those sharp sticks! What do you think'll happen if you poke me in the eyes? A: I would rather not be shot, than you very much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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