Tim Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now this -- this is a knife! Q: Proffessor, what is the first lesson in "Kitchens for Beginners."? A: this is an outrage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: this is an outrage! Q: Excuse me, but is this a travesty? A: It's easy to get them confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excuse me, but is this a travesty? A: It's easy to get them confused. Q: So the little thing that squeaks is an elephant and the big thing that has tusks is a mouse, yes ? A: If you're not armed, arm yourselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So the little thing that squeaks is an elephant and the big thing that has tusks is a mouse, yes ? A: If you're not armed, arm yourselves Q: What do you do when the armless try to take over the world? A: Abnegazer, Rath and Ghast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Abnegazer' date=' Rath and Ghast.[/quote'] Q: The Devil is suing me from breach of contract? what lawyers would take a case like that? A: That, Mr. President, is the sound of no hands clapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Devil is suing me from breach of contract? what lawyers would take a case like that? A: That, Mr. President, is the sound of no hands clapping. Q: What is that odd sound from the quadroplaegics ? A: We have a breach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We have a breach Q: Do we have any part of a cannon, at all?? A: It's a barrel of fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a barrel of fun! Q: What makes you think that little container will hold this infinite number of monkeys? A: You try being a monkey in a barrel sometime and see how you like it, smart guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You try being a monkey in a barrel sometime and see how you like it, smart guy! Q: Why are you wearing a burning costume? And why do you smell of cordite? A: This is a no-smileys zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you wearing a burning costume? And why do you smell of cordite? A: This is a no-smileys zone. Q: Why are there no emoticons and why is that BBC presenter Carol whatshername being arrested ? A: Let's go, let's go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let's go' date=' let's go[/quote'] Q: So you don't want to stop? A: My father, the last King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: My father' date=' the last King.[/quote'] Q: Congratulations on your wedding day, Mrs. Bottomley. You and all eleven of your siblings ... all sisters ... have been married off! Erm, who is this you wanted me to meet? A: The police arrived and arrested her before she could get her PowerPoint show to open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The police arrived and arrested her before she could get her PowerPoint show to open. Q: Why was doing a New Employee orientation in Windows a bad idea for the Hollywood Madam? A: What happens in the Darkest Depths of Mordor stays in the Darkest Depths of Mordor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was doing a New Employee orientation in Windows a bad idea for the Hollywood Madam? A: What happens in the Darkest Depths of Mordor stays in the Darkest Depths of Mordor. Q: What did Sam say to Frodo that made him think something kinky had happened while Sam had possession of the ring ? A: Many details are still unclear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Many details are still unclear Q: Name the downside of getting intelligence reports on terrorist plans by asking a Magic 8-Ball. A: And if the 10,000 nuns and orphans actually did pose a threat to American security, this would have been a successful operation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if the 10' date='000 nuns and orphans actually did pose a threat to American security, this would have been a successful operation.[/quote'] Q: Umm ... you nuked St. Mary's home for abandoned children? A: We are prepared to meet any threat. I repeat, any threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Umm ... you nuked St. Mary's home for abandoned children? A: We are prepared to meet any threat. I repeat, any threat. Q: You dealt with 300 ressurected Clown Clones in under six minutes?! A: Hit me, baby, one more time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hit me' date=' baby, one more time![/quote'] Q: What did the prisoner say, after being tortured for 7 months, that made his captors cry? A: Juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Juice. Q: Other than Fig, who is your favorite Newton? A: Whoever he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Other than Fig, who is your favorite Newton? A: Whoever he was. Q: Who was that masked man? A: The Turkish Consulate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would be fun to see up close? A:Something to drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:Something to drink. Q: After consuming a planet, what does Galactus need most of all? A: Funny how, at five inches high and ten ounces, he still scares the **** out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Funny how, at five inches high and ten ounces, he still scares the **** out of me. Q: Why don't you want to taunt the fear demon? A: Tacky, tacky, tacky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tacky' date=' tacky, tacky.[/quote'] Q: Isn't that pant dry yet? A: You know the penalty for selling a free-born citizen is to be trampled to death by a water buffalo in heat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know the penalty for selling a free-born citizen is to be trampled to death by a water buffalo in heat! Q: Why are you having all the village Water Buffalo fixed? A: That's not even physically possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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