death tribble Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't you just have three bowls of that stuff? A: Pie Addiction. Q: What do you call an extreme liking for all those old Keystone Cops and balck and white films which have massive food fights which can then only be cured by praying to St Charles of Chaplin ? A: An alien environment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: "And then the elevator doors opened." Q: So, that main characters got into the elevator, pushed a button, the doors closed, and went all the way to the top. ::yawn:: What happens next? A: An alien environment Q: And where does all of this "action" occur to make it so bloody interesting? A: Because he tackled a dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because he tackled a dragon. Q: WHy did the Knight get a 20 yard penalty during the games? A: I'm trying to wean them from air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm trying to wean them from air. Q: There's a ring of kittens in orbit around Vulcan, Mr. Spock. why? A: It's really hard for him to get shoes and gloves that fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There's a ring of kittens in orbit around Vulcan, Mr. Spock. why? A: It's really hard for him to get shoes and gloves that fit. Q: What's the worst thing about having your husband's brain transplanted into a German Shepherd, Mrs Thornthatch? A: In the 41st millenium there is only spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the 41st millennium there is only spam. Q: Why can't I get a decent chicken sandwich on this starship? A: Thanks, but I won't be having the filet du souls of the damned. It gives me heartburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thanks, but I won't be having the filet du souls of the damned. It gives me heartburn. Q: Welcome to Hell's Kitchen. MaY I suggest an entree for monsuir? A: I almost forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I almost forgot. Q: Why did you just blink out for a second, Mr. Descartes? A: It's Paris' world, we're all just her NPCs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's Paris' world' date=' we're all just her NPCs.[/quote'] Q: How did a gamer among Paris Hilton's entourage describe the relationship? A: Lousy beer, cake, and whipped cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did a gamer among Paris Hilton's entourage describe the relationship? A: Lousy beer, cake, and whipped cream. Q: What gets served at a get-together of the Body-Lice Sufferers of America? A: He's shaved everything in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's shaved everything in sight. Q: Why is Paul Bunyan's Big Blue Ox no longer blue, and why are all the bears in the fores no longer furry? A: A lesson for you all -- never fall in love during a Total Eclipse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Paul Bunyan's Big Blue Ox no longer blue, and why are all the bears in the fores no longer furry? A: A lesson for you all -- never fall in love during a Total Eclipse. Q: You're in love with who? A: A right solid whacking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A right solid whacking! Q: What is the proper response to a left insubstantial slap? A: Who would have thought the power to cloud men's minds would be so much fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Who would have thought the power to cloud men's minds would be so much fun! Q: Why did Yoda refuse to teach the Jedi Mind Trick to anyone under the age of 13? A: The dulcet tones of bells being shredded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The dulcet tones of bells being shredded. Q: What would you rather hear, "You Shook Me All Night Long" covered by Celine Dion or "Iron Man" covered by the Cardigans? A: His codpiece alone weighed six tons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would you rather hear, "You Shook Me All Night Long" covered by Celine Dion or "Iron Man" covered by the Cardigans? A: His codpiece alone weighed six tons! Q: What were the problems encountered in outfitting Godzilla for a Renaisance Fayre ? A: Until Dallas we believed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What were the problems encountered in outfitting Godzilla for a Renaisance Fayre ? A: Until Dallas we believed Q: What got you out of the "TV is Revealed Truth" cult? A: Die-Nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What got you out of the "TV is Revealed Truth" cult? A: Die-Nasty. Q: When he was the manager of a particular tag team what smart alec remark from the fans always needled Jimmy 'Mouth of the South' Hart ? A: The upholstery is already ruined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The upholstery is already ruined Q: Why must you kill The Couch Demon? the Couch Demon is our friend! Why must he die? A: This is why the Baron never invites us to his balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why must you kill The Couch Demon? the Couch Demon is our friend! Why must he die? A: This is why the Baron never invites us to his balls. Q: Why don't people like our group ? I mean so there are those little incidences at coronations where we kill most of a royal family can't be that bad can it ? A: Secure the station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Secure the station Q: How will our mob of Whedon fanatics keep Firefly on the air? A: Your Cybermen never change -- always the prefect guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How will our mob of Whedon fanatics keep Firefly on the air? A: Your Cybermen never change -- always the prefect guests. Q: Why are you sure that our robotic guests clothing won't clash at the soiree ? A: I want everyone else down below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 29, 2007 Report Share Posted January 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you sure that our robotic guests clothing won't clash at the soiree ? A: I want everyone else down below Q: Team one has the target's shirt off. Now what? A: This is not a salacious remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not a salacious remark. Q: Why won't you put what I said on your "Single Entendres" web site? A: But this *is*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: But this *is*. Q: You can't call that a daiklave. A: Now this -- this is a knife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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