Sundog Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Black Holes & Quasars. Q: Name two things even Mr Rodgers didn't want in his neighbourhood. A: The Sphinx's Nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Sphinx's Nose. Q: Name the first botched Plastic Surgery? A: They snore to loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They snore to loud. Q: Why do they snore? A: This is what you find when you look for love in all the wrong places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is what you find when you look for love in all the wrong places. Q: How did I wind up with five STD's? A: Going away again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Going away again. Q: And what'll be the first thing you'll be doing when you get to Washington? A: I don't care if you are about to conquer the galaxy -- PAY THE RENT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care if you are about to conquer the galaxy -- PAY THE RENT! A: What were the last words of Darth Vader's landlord? Q: Kissing the Wookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kissing the Wookie. Q: What's the most common sexual euphemism in the Star Wars Universe? A: All Hail Discordia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: All Hail Discordia! Q: If you are patriotic to your country, shout it out! A: We thought it would take forever to get help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We thought it would take forever to get help. Q: It took us over a million years to find your lost lifepod. Everything you knew and loved is gone. Why are you celebrating? A: Have them come around the back - with an axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Have them come around the back - with an axe. Q: What line made you realize you'd rented a horror movie instead of a porno flick? A: Spiritually constipated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Spiritually constipated. Q: What's a good description of Pat Robertson? A: I welcome our Cthuvian Masters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's a good description of Pat Robertson? A: I welcome our Cthuvian Masters. Q) Why are you wearing a thong made of Calimari? A) I don't know why. But for asking I will pummel you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A) I don't know why. But for asking I will pummel you. Q) Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? A) Despite the fact my life was in danger, that may have been the most romantic date I've had in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A) Despite the fact my life was in danger' date=' that may have been the most romantic date I've had in years.[/quote'] Q) So, how was your evening walk in the woods with Lara Croft? A) That's where all the cool zombies hang out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A) That's where all the cool zombies hang out. Q: Why do we need to go zombie-hunting in the walk-in meat-freezer? A: A symbiotic parasite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A symbiotic parasite. Q: What is your best description of a Democrat? A: Flurrious George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flurrious George. Q: OK, so you've written a children's story about a monkey that loves snow. What are you going to call it? A: Then he said, "Scrambled eggs can't be beat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, so you've written a children's story about a monkey that loves snow. What are you going to call it? A: Then he said, "Scrambled eggs can't be beat!" Q: What was the punchline to Grond's story about the only fight he ever lost ? A: Living in a cave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Living in a cave Q: What kind of living arrangement can I get for $300/ amonth in LA? A: Some folks have to leave for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What kind of living arrangement can I get for $300/ amonth in LA? A: Some folks have to leave for work. Q: Why are some people getting dressed in the middle of the orgy ? A: Underground, until it mutates ... and attacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Underground, until it mutates ... and attacks Q: So, where does Death Tribble live, anyway? A: Don't open that can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2007 Report Share Posted January 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, where does Death Tribble live, anyway? A: Don't open that can! Q: What do proponents of Classic Cola say when confronted with the new recipe Cola so much so that it became an entire segment on Letterman ? A: The men I work with will stop at nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The men I work with will stop at nothing Q: I know the AC is broken and it is extremely hot in here, but how many clothes can we take off? A: Not while there are children present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not while there are children present. Q: Can we have sex on the living room floor? A: Damned nice boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Damned nice boots. Q: What did Dora's mother say before taking away her monkey? A: Now available in Plaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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