Michael Hopcroft Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:Well' date=' eight, originally, but you know... things have a way of [i']changing.[/i] Q: How many legs did the millispider used to have? A: I don't care if it looks like a duck, talks like a duck and quacks like a duck. It's still a zebra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care if it looks like a duck, talks like a duck and quacks like a duck. It's still a zebra. Q: You really don't appreciate my genetic engineering skills, do you? A: They shall know no fear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They shall know no fear! Q: OK, Zyklon, why are you so fond of mindless zombie soldiers? A: A carpet-nuking of the entire state ought to do this job quite nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, Zyklon, why are you so fond of mindless zombie soldiers? A: A carpet-nuking of the entire state ought to do this job quite nicely. Q: Giving Governor Schwarzenegger's new green drive, what would you do to improve the environment of California, Mr Cheney ? A: You've got it all backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've got it all backwards Q: ?naem uoy od revetahw ,yhW A: Fired Drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: ?naem uoy od revetahw ,yhW A: Fired Drill. Q: Who'd we let go from the tool department ? A: the Ebola virus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: the Ebola virus Q: What was your toy suprise in you Cracker Jacks? A: More charges are now likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was your toy suprise in you Cracker Jacks? A: More charges are now likely. Q: Would you believe it ? That ruddy submarine is now sending rude pings to us and the other ships. What now ? A: AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you believe it ? That ruddy submarine is now sending rude pings to us and the other ships. What now ? A: AIDS Q: Why was the children's program All I Do is Sing! cancelled? A: Far too much vaseline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was the children's program All I Do is Sing! cancelled? A: Far too much vaseline. Q: What was the verdict regarding the disasterous grappling in the orgy last night ? A: On an evolutionary scale they are newborns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: On an evolutionary scale they are newborns Q: Why aren't we conquering and enslaving the Devil Ducks of Kallista V? A: Because he'd be miserable with nobody around to bully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why aren't we conquering and enslaving the Devil Ducks of Kallista V? A: Because he'd be miserable with nobody around to bully. Q: Why did you lock all the Congressmen in with Dick Cheney ? A: This walked the planet long before the dinosaurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This walked the planet long before the dinosaurs Q: why do you say your shoes are ancient history? A: They are playing for the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They are playing for the city. Q: Why should I watch the televised chess match between Defender and Doctor Destroyer? A: This horse won't run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This horse won't run. Q: Why are you kicking a dead horse? A: Someone has to pay the bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you kicking a dead horse? A: Someone has to pay the bills. Q: Why are you giving money to an ex-President and an ex-Rolling Stone ? A: Since the last ice age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you giving money to an ex-President and an ex-Rolling Stone ? A: Since the last ice age Q: So, how long have you been waiting for your girlfriend to get back from the ladies'? A: Sarcasm is the most effective way to say "I hate you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sarcasm is the most effective way to say "I hate you". Q: Why did you send your ex a dozen roses? A: I'm not quite sure I got to hear the f-word enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not quite sure I got to hear the f-word enough. Q: What makes you think you were in the auditorium for Charlotte's Web and not the one for Alpha Dog? A: You didn't need those kidneys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think you were in the auditorium for Charlotte's Web and not the one for Alpha Dog? A: You didn't need those kidneys. Q: When perfroming illegal surgery in a morgue and are then confronted by an enraged, awakened Zombie what sort of Jedi mind trick quote or rational explanation should you offer to said Zombie about the removal of his innards ? A: Get out of the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When perfroming illegal surgery in a morgue and are then confronted by an enraged, awakened Zombie what sort of Jedi mind trick quote or rational explanation should you offer to said Zombie about the removal of his innards ? A: Get out of the car Q: Mind if I put my Gary Glitter Best Of on? A: Surgical roulette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mind if I put my Gary Glitter Best Of on? A: Surgical roulette. Q: During their student days what game are Dr Jekyl and Dr Frankenstein jointly credited with inventing ? A: Against this we have no defence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Against this we have no defence Q: Why are you hoping only "that" attacks you? A: I call it quibbling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I call it quibbling. Q: What is this new game that combines gambling with quantum mechanics? A: Nothing beyond the rim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the limit of Star Trek: The Original Series writer's imagination? A: Black Holes & Quasars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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