Sundog Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Almost-Blunt, who's going to be your sidekick? A: Seventy two former virgins, thirteen bottles of chablis, a pound of Acapulco Gold and a picture of Thomas Jefferson in a tut. Not necessarily in that order. Q: So, what do you want for your last meal? A: Microscopic Manhoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Microscopic Manhoods. Q: What makes Jihadists and Republicans so darn annoying? A: The way to a man's heart is through the rib cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes Jihadists and Republicans so darn annoying? A: The way to a man's heart is through the rib cage. Q: What advice effectively ended Elektra's agony aunt career ? A: You don't understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't understand Q: Howl gargle howl gargle howl gargle howl gargle howl gargle? A: You deserve that for trying to build Pogo in the HERO system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ow! What was that for?! A: Look! A penguin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look! A penguin! Q: So, do you want to get married or what? A: I am not a free man. I am a number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, do you want to get married or what? A: I am not a free man. I am a number. Q: What do most people in professional team sports say ? A: This goes all the way back to Dallas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 4, 2007 Report Share Posted January 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This goes all the way back to Dallas Q: Why does Patrick Duffy have such a hard time getting work anymore? A: No necesito una tarjeta verde. Nací aquí. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No necesito una tarjeta verde. Nací aquí. Q: I'm sorry, I don't understand French. Do you speak English? A: I don't want to be euthanized!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry' date=' I don't understand French. Do you speak English?[/quote'] No wonder you didn't understand that -- it's Spanish. "I don't need a Green Card. I was born here." A: I don't want to be euthanized!!! Q: Why aren't you going to the Nietzche Psychiatric Hospital? A: Somebody's taken the phrase "Killing a few brewskis" a little too literally here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why aren't you going to the Nietzche Psychiatric Hospital? A: Somebody's taken the phrase "Killing a few brewskis" a little too literally here. Q: "Hmm. Beercans on waterskis shot to pieces with a machinegun. What do you think?" A: "I am - The Green Spittoon!" (P.S. I actually did recognize it as Spanish - but my understanding of Spanish is woeful, so I tried to turn it into an "Insular American" joke. Obviously didn't work.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: "I am - The Green Spittoon!" Q: OK, who took all the Copenhagen in Millennium City? A: You've seen one cloned hippopotamus, you've seen them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You've seen one cloned hippopotamus, you've seen them all. Q: Now that you've seen the first cloned Hippo, what do you think? A: He was the first one to admit he was a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 6, 2007 Report Share Posted January 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He was the first one to admit he was a horse. Q: After I went to all that trouble to paint stripes on Barbaro, why aren't you putting him Zebra enclosure like I asked? A: Somehow I get the feeling that it wasn't a good idea to offer Miko-chan the Calamari plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somehow I get the feeling that it wasn't a good idea to offer Miko-chan the Calamari plate. Q: Um, why's Miss Mido under the table? Without pants? A:The Obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:The Obvious. Q: What was the name of the hero who always did exactly what you thought he would not do ? A: You leave here unprotected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You leave here unprotected Q: So, what happens if I insult the head of the Bikie gang in his own clubhouse? A: Rum and Coca-Cola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 8, 2007 Report Share Posted January 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what happens if I insult the head of the Bikie gang in his own clubhouse? A: Rum and Coca-Cola Q: What is Disney marketing as Pirates Lite to kids in their resorts ? A: Tell me where she is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tell me where she is Q: I thought everyone knew where Catgirl's secret hideout was. You mean you don't? A: I suppose there are worse things to be addicted to, but at the moment I can't think of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I suppose there are worse things to be addicted to, but at the moment I can't think of one. Q: I have a Hydrofluoric Acid habit. Is that a problem? A: Quantification of the term "Ginormous". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I have a Hydrofluoric Acid habit. Is that a problem? A: Quantification of the term "Ginormous". Q: So I have heard of doubles and trebles, but what does the bar trade call a pint of Bombay Sapphire ? A: I'll find her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I have heard of doubles and trebles, but what does the bar trade call a pint of Bombay Sapphire ? A: I'll find her Q: So, would you prefer to go get your wife or have your entire body rammed through a two inch metal tube? A: Violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, would you prefer to go get your wife or have your entire body rammed through a two inch metal tube? A: Violence. Q: What is the best way to bring peace to the floor of Congress ? A: You can strip naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can strip naked Q: In Your opinion. What is the best selling point for the new organic varnish remover? A: It's keeping people warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: In Your opinion. What is the best selling point for the new organic varnish remover? A: It's keeping people warm. Q: Any chance that you can turn off the flame-thrower ? A: But I can think of someone who might Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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