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Q. What does it take to get put to death in this country ?

 

A. Rent a Personality

 

Q: Okay, I borrowed a nice suit, a friend loaned me a nice car, and I have "Finkel's Guide to Contemporary Hipness" in my pocket. What else do I need to get before my date with this girl?

 

A: Well, yes, but that rule doesn't apply to me.

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Q: Okay, I borrowed a nice suit, a friend loaned me a nice car, and I have "Finkel's Guide to Contemporary Hipness" in my pocket. What else do I need to get before my date with this girl?

 

A: Well, yes, but that rule doesn't apply to me.

Q. Look here Casanova, it clearly states here that youare not to make love to every woman you fancy, got it ?

 

A. And then the God Penguin used his Kung Fu and walloped the Great White shark. Which was nice.

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A. And then the God Penguin used his Kung Fu and walloped the Great White shark. Which was nice.

Q: What happens when a Manga artist tries to write bed-time stories for children in the style of a Brittish author?

 

A: It was only $1.

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Q. Look here Casanova, it clearly states here that youare not to make love to every woman you fancy, got it ?

 

A. And then the God Penguin used his Kung Fu and walloped the Great White shark. Which was nice.

 

Q: So tell me more about your "Watership Down" style action movie?

 

A: But George Noire (sp?) said it was so!

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Q. Why does the Hero Discussion Board Server keep freezing up?

 

 

 

Q. But, I thought you said changing to the right server would fix that problem?

 

A. Everything you think you know is wrong.

 

Q: I have been told D20 is the wave of the future. I am assured that it is the one true system. Yet my heart is empty, why?

 

A: When I know something, you'll know something.

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Q: Do you know something I don't?

 

A: The Justice League of Extraordinay X-Gentlemen of America...West Coast.

 

Q: This is a fresh look at super teams, fresh but classic, but hip, certain to revolutionize the industry. I need a team name though.

 

A: Oppurtunity only knocks once, then it breaks your door in.

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Q: This is a fresh look at super teams, fresh but classic, but hip, certain to revolutionize the industry. I need a team name though.

 

A: Oppurtunity only knocks once, then it breaks your door in.

Q) Uhm, Hermit, why is a twelve foot tall Leprechaun in the middle of my demolished home, geting intimate with my wife? And what's with the pot of gold at the foot of my bed?

 

A) I'm sorry, that was not called for.

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Q) Uhm, Hermit, why is a twelve foot tall Leprechaun in the middle of my demolished home, geting intimate with my wife? And what's with the pot of gold at the foot of my bed?

 

A) I'm sorry, that was not called for.

Q. Why did yiou ransack the banquet and then vomit all over the Olsen twins ?

 

A. You should call yourself MellowBug instead of AngryBug

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Random musing warning!

 

A. And then the God Penguin used his Kung Fu and walloped the Great White shark. Which was nice.

Makes it sound like Kung Fu is a club, or something...

 

You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled mayhem, please excuse the interruption...

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