Vanguard00 Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I crushed a beer can against my head! Yay me! Q: So what was your biggest accomplishment at college? A: Refer to the core functions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Refer to the core functions. Q: How do you expect to get atomic power from an apple? A: It's cold inside, too. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's cold inside' date=' too.[/quote'] Q: Why don't you have a door on this igloo? It's cold outside! A: Body heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you have a door on this igloo? It's cold outside! A: Body heat. Q: So how does one stay warm inside this igloo anyway? A: Never enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how does one stay warm inside this igloo anyway? A: Never enough. Q: WHat's wrong with using body heat to warm an igloo? A: She just contradicted herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: She just contradicted herself. Q: Why are you smiling? Last night she said she wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person on Earth! A: A cheeseburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you smiling? Last night she said she wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person on Earth! A: A cheeseburger. Q: WHat can I get to eat with this Pepsi? (anyone else remember this skit?) A: I want to be the first, last person, to congratulate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat can I get to eat with this Pepsi? (anyone else remember this skit?) A: I want to be the first, last person, to congratulate you. Q: What will the girl of your dreams say in 10,000 years when she's that you are immortal as well? A: Ten tons of All-Bran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will the girl of your dreams say in 10,000 years when she's that you are immortal as well? A: Ten tons of All-Bran. Q: What did you have to eat to get rid of your constipation? A: There are those who call me.... collect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are those who call me.... collect. Q: So what's it like having most of your friends in jail? A: Brianwave journey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Brianwave journeyQ. You downloaded Monty Python's Life of Brian directly into your brain so you can go on a what? A. Yes it's gonna happen because it's happened to a lot of people I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what's it like having most of your friends in jail? A: Brianwave journey Q. What's your favorite golden age DC villain and your favorite late-70's/early 80's rock group? A. Here I stand. I can do no other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Here I stand. I can do no other.Q. Do you find it very difficult not having knees? A. Yes it's gonna happen because it's happened to a lot of people I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Do you find it very difficult not having knees? A. Yes it's gonna happen because it's happened to a lot of people I know. Q: Daddy, WIll I ever grow as old as you? A: A cheerleader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A cheerleader.Q. So, what exactly is Fox News looking for in a government watchdog? A. You pull the plug out, and it all just twirls away, twirls away you see, out of the plughole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, what exactly is Fox News looking for in a government watchdog? A. You pull the plug out, and it all just twirls away, twirls away you see, out of the plughole. Q. Ok dear, how do we get this naughty poo poo out of the bath ? A. Swarms of the sods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Swarms of the sods Q: Haved you seen a lot of upper class twits? A: Generosity is in the offer, not the acceptance. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Generosity is in the offer' date=' not the acceptance.[/quote'] Q: How did you rephrase "An offer he can't refuse?" A: That's a horse of a different color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you rephrase "An offer he can't refuse?" A: That's a horse of a different color. Q: So how did you refer to the fact that your ethnic boss was a complete a-hole? A: Not that it had anything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that it had anything to do with it. Q: You do realize that Death Tribble is coming for you because of the Sentence Game references, don't you? A: Oh, wait, that was me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You do realize that Death Tribble is coming for you because of the Sentence Game references, don't you? A: Oh, wait, that was me. Q: I don't follow the sentence game. Did I refer to it? A: Son of a biscuit-eater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Son of a biscuit-eater. Q: You're wife just said she had a biscuit in the oven. What will you call him? A: For emergencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're wife just said she had a biscuit in the oven. What will you call him? A: For emergencies. Q: Why do you carry a pane of glass and a hammer? A: Europe on 10 million a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Europe on 10 million a day.Q. What's the title of Paris Hilton's new TV series' date=' now that she's tired of [i']The Simple Life[/i]? A. The funny thing is, we're not gonna kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What's the title of Paris Hilton's new TV series' date=' now that she's tired of [i']The Simple Life[/i]? A. The funny thing is, we're not gonna kill you. Q: Now that you've caught me and have started indoctrinating me to love Big Brother, I guess you are going to kill me with a bullet in the back of the head? A: This building was engineered for all of your needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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